Ahoy, Matey! Hilarious Pirate Sayings That’ll Make You Laugh Like a Sea Dog

I’m a pirate, not a morning person—my treasure map is covered in coffee stains! Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his ‘arrrticulation!’ I’ve got a crew of rum-drunk seagulls—now that’s what I call a ‘feathered fleet!’ A pirate’s favorite letter? It’s the ‘C,’ of course! But his true love is the ‘Arrr!’ … Read more

Unforgettable Quotes from Stranger Things That Capture the Magic of the Upside Down

Friends don’t lie. She’s our friend and she’s crazy! Mornings are for coffee and contemplation. Sometimes your total obliviousness just blows my mind. I am on a curiosity voyage, and I need my paddles to travel. You can’t spell America without Erica. The world is full of monsters with friendly faces. We never would’ve upset … Read more

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