Happy birthday! Que todos tus suenos se hagan realidad hoy!Wishing you a fantastic birthday filled with alegria and love!Que cada…
I like my money where I can see it hanging in my closet.Maybe the best any of us can…
If you ain't first, you're last!Shake and bake!Im just a big, hairy American winning machine!Youre in my world now, baby.I…
Freedom is not a privilege, it's a right!The heart and soul of America beats in the great outdoors.Music is my…
"Get lost, I'm busy being grouchy." "Trash is my treasure, leave it alone!" "I'll be grumpy until the garbage goes…
"Just because I move slowly doesn't mean I'm not going anywhere." "I may be a sloth, but I'm always up…
"Drugs make me numb, but the pain is still there." "Life is a bitch, and then you die." "Dark thoughts…
"I'm not a player, I just crush a lot." "I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my pants,…
“I hate myself; I exist.” “Having happy and fun memories on your own are what makes you whole.” “You can…
"I don't focus on trying to be the best, I just do my best." "Success is not about the destination,…