Quotes

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but have you ever seen us in the same room together? Why did Batman and Robin never use the elevator? Because they always wanted to take the Bat-stairs! Being Batman is just like being a dad, except my Batmobile is faster than your minivan! I don’t need therapy; I just … Read more

I hate you more than Mondays hate coffee. Your presence is like a software update—always unnecessary. I hate you like the sun hates the night. You’re the reason I have to double-check my sanity. If hate were a currency, you’d be a billionaire. You’re the plot twist nobody asked for. I’d call you a tool, … Read more

I’m the cool dad, that means I’m not like a regular dad, I’m a dad with cool moves. In my world, there are no losers, only winners in disguise. I’m just trying to be the best dad I can be, armed with only a DVD collection and a desire to embarrass my kids. Life is … Read more

Friendship knows no boundaries, just like the bond between a fox and a hound. In the heart of the forest, unlikely friendships blossom. Two worlds collide when loyalty meets instinct. Sometimes, love is found in the unlikeliest of places. A true friend sees beyond differences. Courage is chasing after what you believe in, no matter … Read more

Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that crushed it. To forgive is to set a prisoner free and discover that the prisoner was you. Forgive, not because they deserve forgiveness, but because you deserve peace. Forget the past, but remember the lessons it taught you. Forgiveness is the gift you … Read more

I was born a crime, and I learned from the very beginning that my life was a story waiting to be told. (p. 1) In a world shaped by segregation, my existence was both a challenge and a testament to resilience. (p. 12) Being different can be a burden, but it can also be the … Read more

In a world where you can be anyone, be kind. Love is a game, but I’m not playing. Hold onto your heart; it’s your most precious gift. In the chaos of life, find your own rhythm. Dare to dream, even in the darkest nights. Every scar tells a story worth telling. Let the light inside … Read more

Every storm eventually passes; hold on for the rainbow. You are not alone; there’s always a light waiting to guide you. In the darkest moments, hope can shine the brightest. Your life is a precious story; don’t close the book too soon. Reach out—your voice can be the lifeline someone needs. Even the smallest spark … Read more

Happy birthday! May your day be filled with laughter and success ahead! Wishing you a fabulous birthday filled with dreams coming true! Cheers to another year of brilliance! Happy birthday! On your birthday, may your workload be light and your joy be heavy! Happy birthday! May your coffee be strong and your tasks easy. Wishing … Read more

I’m Groot! We are Groot. Sometimes, the best way to solve your own problems is to help someone else. I may be a bad guy, but I’m a good guy. Nothing goes over my head! My reflexes are too fast. I would catch it. I think I got something in my eye… Oh wait, that’s … Read more