Quotes

Holidays are the fine line between joy and chaos. When the festive lights come on, so do the family feuds. Tinsel and tension: the holiday season in a nutshell. Holidays teach us patience, especially in the checkout line. Nothing says holiday spirit like navigating a family potluck. Jingle bells hide the sound of hidden stress. … Read more

Empowered women empower the world. She believed she could, so she did. A strong woman looks a challenge dead in the eye and gives it a wink. Behind every successful woman is herself. When women support each other, incredible things happen. Girls with dreams become women with vision. The future is female. Empower a woman, … Read more

If music be the food of love, play on. Better a witty fool than a foolish wit. Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon ’em. I am all the daughters of my father’s house, and all the brothers too. What’s in a name? That which we call a rose … Read more

I once had a rug that was so ugly, I couldn’t bear to look at it—so I hung it on the wall! I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally. A good compromise is when nobody gets what they want. I don’t drink water. I find it’s best not to get involved in … Read more

I used to do drugs. I still do drugs. But I used to, too. I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn’t have one. So I got a cake. I can’t sell my vacuum cleaner. It sucks. I think animal crackers were the first example of gluten-free food. I don’t have a … Read more

I don’t do well with the stalker vibe, but you’re making it work. When life gives you lemons, throw them at vampires. I’d choose a sparkly vampire over a brooding one any day. Team Edward? More like Team ‘I’m Not Going to Sparkle in the Sun.’ I’d rather watch paint dry than deal with a … Read more

In a world of millions, my heart always chooses you. I could walk a thousand miles, but without you, I’d never arrive. You’re the echo in my heart that whispers, ‘longing.’ Every heartbeat sings your name, a melody of desire. Between dreams and reality lies the space where I want you. Your absence is an … Read more

I’m an aquaholic on the beach’s therapy couch. Sandy toes, sunburned nose, and trouble in my beachy prose. Life’s a beach, and I’m just playing in the sand! I followed my heart, and it led me to the beach – where I promptly lost it in the waves. Seas the day! Or, you know, just … Read more

Happy birthday to my extraordinary son; may your year be filled with adventure and laughter! Cheers to you on your special day; may life’s blessings flow your way! Happy birthday! Here’s to chasing dreams and finding joy in every moment. On this day, a reminder that you’re not just my son, but a true blessing … Read more

Every choice is a doorway to a new adventure. Your choices shape the landscape of your life. In the end, our choices define us more than our circumstances. The most powerful choice you can make is to believe in yourself. Life is a canvas, and your choices are the brush strokes. Choices are the seeds … Read more