Quotes

Ethics is knowing the difference between what you have a right to do and what is right to do. Integrity is doing the right thing, even when no one is watching. The test of any ethical decision is not what I can get away with, but what I ought to do. In the world of … Read more

I don’t get angry; I get even, but mostly I get even more outrageous! I’m not a hero; I’m more of a glorified space captain with a flair for the dramatic. Why fit in when you were born to stand out in the galaxy? In the grand theater of space, I am both the star … Read more

Heat up your dreams; don’t let them cool down. Passion is the flame; let it burn bright. Chase the sunrise, not the sunset of your ambitions. Set your soul on fire and illuminate the world around you. Life is too short for lukewarm feelings. Ignite your spark; the world needs your brilliance. In the heat … Read more

Family time is not just a moment; it’s a treasure we cherish forever. In the tapestry of life, family time is the brightest thread. Time spent with family is the heartbeat of our happiness. Family moments are the snapshots of love that last a lifetime. Gathering with family is like gathering sunshine in your heart. … Read more

Here’s looking at you, kid. We’ll always have Paris. Of all the gin joints in all the towns, she walks into mine. Play it, Sam. Play ‘As Time Goes By.’ I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship. Louis, I think this is the start of a beautiful friendship. Round up the usual … Read more

I’m not annoyed, I’m just selectively enthusiastic about avoiding you. If irritation was an Olympic sport, I’d be a gold medalist. My patience is wearing thinner than my favorite shirt. I’m on a seafood diet: I see annoying people and I eat away. Annoyed? No, I’m just in a permanent state of mild exasperation. If … Read more

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. Monday is the day that my coffee needs coffee before I can start working. I don’t always do work, but when I do, I prefer to blame it on my caffeine. I finally learned how to use the ‘out of office’ … Read more

I’m not a hero, I’m an agent of chaos! Do you want ants? Because that’s how you get ants! Lana, you’re the glue that holds this broken family together. The crazy glue. I’m not a terrible person, I’m just a misunderstood genius. Just because you’re my boss doesn’t mean you can boss me around. I’m … Read more

I’m not a baby, I’m a man! I’m an anchorman! I am very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany. You stay classy, San Diego. I love carpet. I love desk. There’s a time and place for everything. It’s called college. I’m kind of a big deal. It’s a … Read more

If wishes were horses, we’d all ride into the sunset. Imagine a world where wishes gallop freely. If wishes were horses, my dreams would race ahead. Hitch your hopes to the fastest steed of desire. If wishes were horses, I’d have a stable full of joy. Galloping through life on the horse of your dreams. … Read more