TWBR

I yam what I yam, and that’s all that I yam! Spinach: the original superfood! There’s no problem too big that a can of spinach can’t solve. I’ve got muscles and I know how to use them! When life gets tough, just pop open a can of spinach! I don’t need a cape; I’ve got … Read more

Happiness can be found even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light. Words are, in my not-so-humble opinion, our most inexhaustible source of magic. It is our choices that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities. You value loyalty above all, but understand that sometimes … Read more

In a world full of spots, be the one that stands out. Every dalmatian has a dream—just wait for the right moment to chase it. Love is a dalmatian heart; it’s all about loyalty and stripes. To be spotted is to be unique; embrace your colors. Even the smallest dog can make the biggest difference. … Read more

In a world full of changes, loyalty remains the constant we can count on. True loyalty is not just about being there, but being there when it matters most. Loyalty is the invisible thread that ties hearts together. In a relationship, loyalty is the anchor that keeps us grounded. Trust is built on loyalty, and … Read more

Happy birthday, my love! Remember, age is just a number… a really big one in your case! Cheers to the guy who still thinks he’s 19! Enjoy your day, you eternal teenager! Happy birthday, sweetheart! Don’t worry, I’ll always be younger than you! May your day be filled with cake, beer, and an abundance of … Read more

Every text is a piece of my heart in pixels. Words on a screen can spark a revolution. Texting: the modern love letter. In a world of noise, your text is my melody. Emoji are the kisses of the digital age. Let every beep be a reminder of your presence. Texting is the poet’s new … Read more

I think my favorite baseball player is the umpire—he always makes the right calls, especially when I’m wrong! Baseball is 90% mental, and the other half is physical. Why did the baseball team hire a detective? Because they kept getting caught stealing bases! I told my therapist about my fear of baseball. He said, ‘Just … Read more

I roam the shadows, a lone wolf in the moonlight. Strength lies in solitude, where the soul finds its true voice. In the quiet of the night, I discover my true power. A lone wolf doesn’t follow the pack; it charts its own course. Solitude is my sanctuary, where I thrive untamed and free. In … Read more

Forgiveness is an act of courage. Hope is being able to see that there is light despite all the darkness. Do your little bit of good where you are; it’s those little bits of good put together that overwhelm the world. A person is a person because he recognizes others as persons. It is my … Read more

I can’t write without a reader. It’s precisely like a kiss—you can’t do it alone. Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses. The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity. If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gives it to. … Read more