TWBR

I’m not a regular teacher, I’m a cool teacher—just ask my coffee mug! If you can dodge a pencil, you can dodge a test! I teach math because the universe can’t handle my comedic timing on a regular basis. In my classroom, mistakes are just plot twists in the story of learning! Why did the … Read more

Every man dies, but not every man truly lives. They may take our lives, but they’ll never take our freedom! Courage is not the absence of fear, but the triumph over it. A hero is someone who has the ability to inspire others. The strength of a man is not in his muscles, but in … Read more

Flamingos dance on the shore, reminding us that elegance can be found in every step. Stand tall like a flamingo, even when the world tries to bring you down. In a world full of pigeons, be a flamingo. Grace is not just a movement; it’s a flamingo in a field of ducks. Flamingos teach us … Read more

Haters are just confused admirers. Keep rolling your eyes; maybe you’ll find a brain back there. I don’t need your approval; I have my own. I’m not a snack; I’m a whole meal. Enjoy your appetizer. Your hate is just fuel for my fire. You bring the drama, I bring the talent. Don’t be mad … Read more

Hope is stronger than fear; together, we can conquer cancer. In the fight against cancer, every voice matters. Healing begins with hope and a community united. Cancer may be tough, but so are we. Together, we shine a light on the shadows of cancer. Every day is a chance to make a difference in the … Read more

In a world of shadows, I am the light that flickers. Reality bends, and so do I, like a pretzel of existence. Embrace the weird; it’s the only way to dance with sanity. I fly on the wings of confusion, soaring above the mundane. Where logic ends, my journey begins. In the chaos of life, … Read more

Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better. I can’t go on. I’ll go on. What do I know of man’s destiny? I could tell you more about radishes. We’re all born mad. Some remain so. The only thing certain is the uncertainty. Nothing is funnier than unhappiness. You must go … Read more

I’m not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship. Every shot I take is a chance for greatness. Aim for the stars, and don’t settle for less. Marksmanship isn’t just a skill; it’s an art. Courage is the best mark of a true sharpshooter. I can do anything for my … Read more

Good fences make great neighbors, but a warm smile makes better friends. Neighbors are like stars; you may not always see them, but you know they’re there. Every neighbor has a story—ask, and you may find a treasure. In the garden of life, neighbors are the flowers that add color to our days. A friendly … Read more

I don’t care how you do it, just get it done! You don’t need a criminal lawyer, you need a criminal lawyer. Sometimes you gotta take a leap of faith. In the world of law, being good isn’t good enough. Catchy phrases are my bread and butter. I’m not a bad guy; I just have … Read more