TWBR

I’m not old, I’m just a classic! I’m like a fine wine – I get better with age – and I might give you a headache! Age is merely the number of years the world has been enjoying me. Well, at least I haven’t lost my sense of humor – just my hair! Growing old … Read more

I’m not just fabulous, I’m fabulously gay! If you can’t handle me in my glitter, you don’t deserve me in my sweatpants! Life is too short to blend in; I choose to sparkle! I finally found my prince – he was in my closet the whole time! I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, … Read more

I’ll be back. Hasta la vista, baby! It’s in your nature to destroy yourselves. Come with me if you want to live. I am a cybernetic organism; living tissue over metal endoskeleton. The future is not set. There is no fate but what we make for ourselves. Your clothes. Give them to me, now. I’ll … Read more

Great projects begin with great planning. A project is only as strong as its manager. Success is the result of good judgment and a well-timed coffee break. In project management, communication is the thread that ties everything together. Every project is an adventure waiting to be explored. A well-defined goal is the first step to … Read more

Gratitude turns what we have into enough. Thanksgiving: a time to count our blessings, not our calories. In the tapestry of life, gratitude is the golden thread. A thankful heart is a magnet for miracles. Give thanks for a little and you will find a lot. Thanksgiving is a bridge between the past and the … Read more

Every storm cloud has a silver lining, waiting to wash us in light. In the fabric of life, even the darkest threads add depth to the tapestry. When life gives you shadows, seek the sunlight peeking through. Chasing rainbows often leads us to the treasures of our heart. Every setback is a setup for a … Read more

Five decades of love, now let the silver shine! Cheers to 25 years, may your love continue to sparkle! A silver anniversary: a testament to timeless love. Twenty-five years deep: silver threads in the fabric of love. In every silver moment, your love glows brighter. Wishing you a silver anniversary filled with golden memories. Two … Read more

In a world of hashtags, you’re my trending topic. Our love is the retweet I never want to end. You’re the only notification my heart can’t ignore. Every tweet from you is a love note in disguise. You and me, we’re the perfect hashtag life. Scrolling through memories; you’re the highlight of my feed. Our … Read more

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I’m just a sweet transvestite from transsexual Transylvania! Give yourself over to absolute pleasure. It’s astounding, time is fleeting. There’s a light over at the Frankenstein place. Don’t dream it, be it. It’s so dreamy, oh, fantasy free me! In another dimension, with voyeuristic intent. You’re wet and you’re wild! A mental mind warp can … Read more