30 Hilarious Funny Weight Loss Quotes to Keep You Smiling on Your Fitness Journey part 1
I told my trainer that I’d like to lose weight, but I want to keep it on for emergencies!
I lost weight the same way I lost my keys: It disappeared when I wasn’t looking!
My favorite workout is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. I call it lunch!
The only weight I’ve lost is the weight of all my bad decisions.
Running late counts as exercise, right?
I have a love-hate relationship with salads. They love me, but I hate them!
I’m not losing weight; I’m getting rid of my unwanted guests!
I decided to start a diet, but I’m on the ‘See Food’ diet: I see food, and I eat it!
If you think exercise is boring, try running from your problems!
I’ve never met a pizza I didn’t want to lose weight with!
30 Hilarious Funny Weight Loss Quotes to Keep You Smiling on Your Fitness Journey part 2
I joined a gym and lost the membership card!
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it—who’s judging?
Weight loss tip: Buy smaller clothing sizes—they magically make you look thinner!
I was going to lose weight, but I got distracted by my pizza!
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries!
My fitness coach told me to do lunges; the first step is always a doozy!
I tried counting calories, but then I lost track of how many cookies I had!
If we weren’t meant to snack at midnight, why is there a light in the fridge?
I wanted to lose weight, but that donut was calling my name too loudly!
I’m in shape. Round is a shape, right?
30 Hilarious Funny Weight Loss Quotes to Keep You Smiling on Your Fitness Journey part 3
I plan on running a marathon… to the fridge!
They say laughter burns calories. Guess I’m on the fast track to fitness!
I don’t sweat; I sparkle—especially around snack time!
I thought about losing weight, but then I remembered how good fries taste!
Every bite I take brings me closer to the finishing line of this donut!
I have a six-pack; it’s just hiding under my one-pack!
I’m not saying I’m on a diet, but I do avoid food that’s been ‘good’ in my life!
You can’t make everyone happy, but you can make them cookies!
The only time I run is when I’m being chased by pizza!
My doctor told me to watch my eating, so now I watch others eat!
30 Hilarious Funny Weight Loss Quotes to Keep You Smiling on Your Fitness Journey part 4
I thought about exercising, but then I thought ‘900 calories can’t be wrong!’
I’d join the gym, but I don’t want to pay someone to make me uncomfortable!
I’d go for a jog…but I’d rather get a slice of pie!
I’ve decided to stop chasing after goals. Instead, I’m going to engage in a meaningful relationship with muffins!
My go-to workout is running late for brunch with friends!
I lost track of my diet, but I found a whole cake instead!
Calories are like people: some you want to keep, and some you’d rather not meet!
I keep trying to lose weight, but it’s like my scale has commitment issues!
I’d run a marathon if I could do it with a side of fries!
I don’t need a clock; I have a donut to tell me when it’s time to eat!
30 Hilarious Funny Weight Loss Quotes to Keep You Smiling on Your Fitness Journey part 5
Instead of losing weight, I’m just gaining muscle in all the right places… like my belly!
My goal isn’t losing weight; it’s to fit into my favorite pair of sweatpants!
I’m on a strict diet: caffeine in the morning, carbs in the afternoon, and desserts at night!
Every time I go on a diet, I find more reasons to celebrate!
I’d lose weight if I could just get my fridge to stop calling me!
