Ahoy, Matey! Hilarious Pirate Sayings That’ll Make You Laugh Like a Sea Dog part 1
I’m a pirate, not a morning person—my treasure map is covered in coffee stains!
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his ‘arrrticulation!’
I’ve got a crew of rum-drunk seagulls—now that’s what I call a ‘feathered fleet!’
A pirate’s favorite letter? It’s the ‘C,’ of course! But his true love is the ‘Arrr!’
If you don’t like my pirate puns, prepare to walk the plank…of bad jokes!
Why do pirates never take a shower? Because they prefer to wash up on shore!
My treasure is buried under a ‘X,’ but my real wealth is in the bad jokes!
Dead men tell no tales, but they sure can make some funny ghost stories!
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I steal it—arrr, matey!
A pirate’s life is all about the booty… and I’m not just talking about gold!
Ahoy, Matey! Hilarious Pirate Sayings That’ll Make You Laugh Like a Sea Dog part 2
How do pirates prefer their music? In ‘a-capella’ with a side of ‘shanty’!
Never underestimate the power of a pirate with a good pun—it will sink your ship!
In a world full of ‘plank-walkers,’ be a treasure-hunter!
Why was the pirate bad at sports? He kept getting caught in the ‘throw-overboard’!
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum—let’s brew some laughter before we run!
How do pirates send secret messages? With their ‘argghh-uments!’
Why did the pirate refuse to play cards? He was afraid of getting ‘decked’!
Being a pirate is all about having a ‘fine sense of booty’—literally!
What’s a pirate’s least favorite vegetable? The ‘turnip’—too hard to find on the high seas!
Why did the pirate join a gym? He wanted to improve his ‘seas-ibility!’
Ahoy, Matey! Hilarious Pirate Sayings That’ll Make You Laugh Like a Sea Dog part 3
What do you call a pirate who skips class? Captain Hooky!
A pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank, of course—get in shape, or walk out!
Why did the parrot join the pirate crew? Because he heard they were ‘tweeting’!
How do pirates communicate? They use ‘Arrrr-tificial intelligence!’
I told my crew to keep it down, but they just can’t resist a good sea shanty!
What did the pirate say on his birthday? ‘Time to party like it’s 1699!’
Why did the pirate break up with his girlfriend? She made him walk the plank of love!
A pirate’s favorite drink? ‘Rum-berry smoothie’—sailing with a twist!
What’s a pirate’s favorite type of movie? ‘Arrrr-t films!’
Ever try to steal a pirate’s treasure? Good luck, mate—I’ve got ‘X’ marks!
Ahoy, Matey! Hilarious Pirate Sayings That’ll Make You Laugh Like a Sea Dog part 4
Why do pirates struggle with math? They can’t get past the ‘arrgh-thmetics!’
A wise pirate once said, ‘The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese!’
Sailing the seas is grand, but I wouldn’t trade my jokes for all the gold in the world!
How do you know if a pirate is at your party? He brings the rum and a treasure map!
Why do pirates always carry a pencil? So they can draw their own ‘x-ray’ vision!
Being a pirate is like being a comedian—timing is everything, matey!
What do you call a pirate that skips breakfast? Capt’n Crumble!
Pirate fashion tip: Bandanas hide bad hair days—Yo ho ho, let’s set sail!
Why did the pirate start a band? He wanted to rock the ‘seven seas’!
What’s a pirate’s favorite game? ‘Guess who’s walking the plank now!’
Ahoy, Matey! Hilarious Pirate Sayings That’ll Make You Laugh Like a Sea Dog part 5
I asked a pirate how he stays cheerful; he said, ‘Just keep it ‘buoy-ant!’
Have you heard about the pirate’s new restaurant? Its menu has the best reviews on ‘YARRRR-el’!
Pirates don’t read books; they let their adventures fill the chapters!
Why did the pirate bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house!
When in doubt, just remember: ‘A pirate’s life may be tough, but laughter is the best treasure!’
