Cheers to Laughter – Hilarious Alcohol Quotes That Will Make You Smile

Cheers to Laughter – Hilarious Alcohol Quotes That Will Make You Smile part 1

I only drink on two occasions: when I’m thirsty and when I’m not.

Alcohol: because no great story ever started with someone eating a salad.

My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch— I call it ‘getting to the bar.’

I told my wife when I die, I want to be cremated. She made me an appointment for Tuesday.

Age is just a number; in my case, a high one that requires a lot of wine.

I drink to make other people more interesting.

Cheers to the nights we won’t remember with the friends we’ll never forget.

Beer: because it’s not good to keep things bottled up.

I don’t always drink, but when I do, I prefer to have a good time.

Why limit happy to just one hour?

Cheers to Laughter – Hilarious Alcohol Quotes That Will Make You Smile part 2

A day without wine is like a day without sunshine… and a hangover.

I’ve got a great personality; I just need some booze to bring it out.

Good friends and a bottle of wine are the perfect blend.

You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy wine, and that’s kind of the same thing.

Work is the curse of the drinking class.

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already!

There’s a fine line between a drunken man and a gregarious one.

My liver is the MVP of my partying committee.

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

Drinking rum before noon makes you a pirate, not an alcoholic.

Cheers to Laughter – Hilarious Alcohol Quotes That Will Make You Smile part 3

I have mixed drinks about feelings.

When life gives you lemons, grab the tequila and salt.

An optimist is a bartender who handles both sides of the bar.

Sometimes, you just need a drink… and maybe a lot of them.

I don’t always take shots, but when I do, I prefer to take them with friends.

If you think I’m a drunk, wait until you meet my diary.

Sippin’ pretty: my motto on a Friday night.

I followed my heart, and it led me to the bar.

The only running I do is to the fridge.

In wine, there’s truth; in beer, there’s strength; in whiskey, there’s celebration!

Cheers to Laughter – Hilarious Alcohol Quotes That Will Make You Smile part 4

You can’t make everyone happy—you’re not a bottle of wine.

I’m just a drinker… with an extravagant taste in bad decisions.

Good news! I won a large quantity at the bottom of my glass.

Margaritas: the cure for everything but hangovers.

I tried to be normal once. Worst five minutes of my life.

Drink what you love and love what you drink!

Brewed to perfection: just like me!

Happiness is a warm drink… or a cold one—who’s counting?

I don’t need an inspirational quote; I just need another drink.

Drunks are the best storytellers; problem is, they often lose the plot.

Cheers to Laughter – Hilarious Alcohol Quotes That Will Make You Smile part 5

A bottle of wine a day keeps the doctor away—if the doctor is cute!

I could give up drinking, but I’m not a quitter.

Drink like nobody’s watching. (But you know they are!)

If you’re not living on the edge, you’re taking up too much space… or not drinking enough.

Wine not? Life is better with a glass in hand!