Im on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!
You cant make everyone happy; youre not a taco.
I followed my heart and it led me to the fridge.
Im just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut.
My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. I call it lunch.
If were not supposed to eat midnight snacks, why is there even a light in the fridge?
A balanced diet is having a cupcake in each hand.
popcorn: the best reason to go to the movies without actually watching the movie.
Eating is a necessity, but cooking is an art. Im more of a fast food artist.
Whenever I go to the grocery store, I always check for a low-calorie aisle. Spoiler alert: it doesnt exist.
I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food.
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries!
Bread is like the sun. It rises in the east and sets in the west but always in my stomach.
Fruit is natures candy, but I prefer my candy fruit-flavored.
Some days youre the pigeon, and some days youre the statue. Today, Im the pizza!
You cant buy happiness, but you can buy pizza, and thats kind of the same thing.
Why did the cookie cry? Because its mother was a wafer (wafer).
I eat cake because it’s somebody’s birthday somewhere!
Dont trust people who dont like tacos. Theyre hiding something!
Nothing brings people together like good food unless you’re in the line for the buffet.
I dont need a therapist; I just need to talk to my fridge.
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it.
Life is short. Eat the cake first!
The secret ingredient is always cheese.
I cant adult today. Im just going to eat snacks and watch cooking shows.
Breakfast: the meal that makes you a morning person if you manage to eat it.
A party without cake is just a meeting.
Good food is like good friends; they both make you feel warm inside.
I dont always eat food, but when I do, I prefer it to be dessert.
Chickens unite! We need to stop egging each other on!
I like hashtags because they look like waffles.
The only thing I like more than chocolate is more chocolate.
If you want to impress me, cook me something delicious or order takeout!
I live for the moments where I cant believe I just ate that whole pizza.
When life gives you lemons, trade them for limes and make margaritas!
You dont need a silver fork to eat good food; just a good appetite.
I told my computer I needed a break, and it froze. Now Im hungry.
Cereal is just an excuse to eat marshmallows for breakfast.
Bacon is just a meat you can hug.
I have a rice cooker does that make me a chef?
Cake: because you cant buy happiness without frosting!
The only triangle I want in my life is a slice of pizza.
Calories dont count on your birthday or any day I feel like eating a whole cake.
Pasta la vista, baby!
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is?
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