Embrace the Madness – 10 Crazy Quotes that Will Make You Think part 1
I’m not weird, I’m just a limited edition of awesome.
Reality called, so I hung up.
My brain has too many tabs open.
If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
I don’t suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
Life is short; smile while you still have teeth.
I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won’t stop crashing.
The early bird can have the worm; I’ll take bacon.
My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. I call it lunch.
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.
Embrace the Madness – 10 Crazy Quotes that Will Make You Think part 2
Whatever you do, always give 100%, unless you’re donating blood.
Procrastinators unite… tomorrow.
I put the ‘elusive’ in ‘exclusive’.
I’m not lazy; I’m on energy-saving mode.
If life gives you lemons, just add vodka.
I can’t adult today; please don’t make me.
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge.
If you can’t convince them, confuse them.
Just because I have a short attention span doesn’t mean I…
I’m not a complete idiot; some parts are missing.
Embrace the Madness – 10 Crazy Quotes that Will Make You Think part 3
I’m on the patch to quit being a procrastinator… starting tomorrow.
Let’s agree to disagree, but I’m still right.
My life is one big ‘to-do’ list that never gets done.
I may be a nightmare, but I’m your favorite dream.
I’m not clumsy; I’m just on a dance floor with no music.
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me.
The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure.
I’m not arguing; I’m just explaining why I’m right.
My significant other is my dog; sorry, humans.
Embrace the Madness – 10 Crazy Quotes that Will Make You Think part 4
If you think I’m crazy, you should meet my imaginary friend.
I’m not great at advice; can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
Life is a soup, and I’m a fork.
Love is sharing your popcorn; insanity is eating it all.
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had a puppy.
I’m fluent in ‘sarcasm’ and ‘procrastination’.
Sometimes I wonder if I’m the only sane person in a room full of crazies.
I finally realized that I’m a masterpiece, or at least an abstract painting.
I don’t need therapy; I just need to go to the beach.
I’m like a tornado in a trailer park, full of surprises and chaos.
Embrace the Madness – 10 Crazy Quotes that Will Make You Think part 5
I’m not always sarcastic; sometimes I’m asleep.
I could give up shopping, but I’m not a quitter.
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once.
Who needs sanity when you can have creativity?
They say the sky’s the limit. I say the ceiling is just a suggestion.
