Embrace the Madness – 10 Crazy Quotes that Will Make You Think

Embrace the Madness – 10 Crazy Quotes that Will Make You Think part 1

I’m not weird, I’m just a limited edition of awesome.

Reality called, so I hung up.

My brain has too many tabs open.

If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.

I don’t suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

Life is short; smile while you still have teeth.

I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won’t stop crashing.

The early bird can have the worm; I’ll take bacon.

My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. I call it lunch.

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.

Embrace the Madness – 10 Crazy Quotes that Will Make You Think part 2

Whatever you do, always give 100%, unless you’re donating blood.

Procrastinators unite… tomorrow.

I put the ‘elusive’ in ‘exclusive’.

I’m not lazy; I’m on energy-saving mode.

If life gives you lemons, just add vodka.

I can’t adult today; please don’t make me.

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge.

If you can’t convince them, confuse them.

Just because I have a short attention span doesn’t mean I…

I’m not a complete idiot; some parts are missing.

Embrace the Madness – 10 Crazy Quotes that Will Make You Think part 3

I’m on the patch to quit being a procrastinator… starting tomorrow.

Let’s agree to disagree, but I’m still right.

My life is one big ‘to-do’ list that never gets done.

I may be a nightmare, but I’m your favorite dream.

I’m not clumsy; I’m just on a dance floor with no music.

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me.

The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure.

I’m not arguing; I’m just explaining why I’m right.

My significant other is my dog; sorry, humans.

Embrace the Madness – 10 Crazy Quotes that Will Make You Think part 4

If you think I’m crazy, you should meet my imaginary friend.

I’m not great at advice; can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

Life is a soup, and I’m a fork.

Love is sharing your popcorn; insanity is eating it all.

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had a puppy.

I’m fluent in ‘sarcasm’ and ‘procrastination’.

Sometimes I wonder if I’m the only sane person in a room full of crazies.

I finally realized that I’m a masterpiece, or at least an abstract painting.

I don’t need therapy; I just need to go to the beach.

I’m like a tornado in a trailer park, full of surprises and chaos.

Embrace the Madness – 10 Crazy Quotes that Will Make You Think part 5

I’m not always sarcastic; sometimes I’m asleep.

I could give up shopping, but I’m not a quitter.

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once.

Who needs sanity when you can have creativity?

They say the sky’s the limit. I say the ceiling is just a suggestion.