I hate you more than Mondays hate coffee.
Your presence is like a software updatealways unnecessary.
I hate you like the sun hates the night.
You’re the reason I have to double-check my sanity.
If hate were a currency, youd be a billionaire.
You’re the plot twist nobody asked for.
Id call you a tool, but that implies youre useful.
My hatred for you is like an oceandeep and endless.
Youre the wifi signal that always disconnects.
I hate you like squirrels hate roads.
Every moment with you is a wasted breath.
Youre the reason I can’t enjoy silence.
I’d rather watch paint dry than be around you.
Your smile is like a thunderstormunpleasantly surprising.
Id choose a cactus over your company any day.
You’re the reason I invented the word ‘dislike.’
I hate you like a cat hates a bath.
Youre the human equivalent of a spelling error.
If I had a time machine, Id avoid every moment spent with you.
Youre the reason I believe in love at first sight just not with you.
I hate you like vegetables hate being on a pizza.
Youre the unwanted guest that never leaves.
If hatred had a face, it would look just like yours.
You’re a reminder that some people should just stay quiet.
I would swim through a sea of jellyfish to avoid you.
You’re the IT glitch that ruins my day.
I hate you like winter hates warmth.
Your voice is my least favorite song on repeat.
Being around you is like stepping on a Legopainful and unnecessary.
You make me believe in bad decisions.
I’d rather lick a public restroom floor than endure your presence.
Youre my least favorite notification.
I hate you like a cloud hates sunshine.
You’re the reason the word ‘awkward’ exists.
Id trade you for a bag of stale chips.
Youre the storm cloud over my otherwise sunny day.
I hate you like a cat hates a vacuum.
If I had a dollar for every reason I hate you, Id be rich.
Youre the kind of person who makes me wish for a mute button.
Id rather get lost in a maze than talk to you.
Youre the reason I believe in personal space.
I hate you like snow hates summer.
Youre the plot hole in my life story.
Youre like a broken pencilpointless.
Id banish you to a deserted island if I could.
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