Exploring the Humor and Wisdom of White People’s Sayings part 1
I’m not a regular mom, I’m a cool mom!
Let’s grab a pumpkin spice latte and discuss our feelings.
I feel like I’m one yoga class away from enlightenment.
I just can’t adult today.
Is it Friday yet?
I’ll just pop into Target for a quick trip!
Can we take a moment to appreciate the aesthetic?
Life is short, buy the shoes!
You can’t sip champagne on a beer budget.
I’m not a morning person, but coffee helps.
Exploring the Humor and Wisdom of White People’s Sayings part 2
Can we do a group chat about our brunch plans?
Sorry, I have plans… with my bed.
Stay cozy and watch Netflix.
I’m just here for the avocado toast.
Let’s manifest our dreams, one vision board at a time.
I need a mental health day, like yesterday.
I can’t even right now.
I believe in fairytales, but with a good plot twist.
I’m still processing my thoughts, give me a sec.
If it’s not on Instagram, did it even happen?
Exploring the Humor and Wisdom of White People’s Sayings part 3
I have a strong affinity for brunch culture.
I live for sweater weather!
Self-care isn’t selfish; it’s necessary.
Can we do a social media detox?
Everything is better with a little glitter.
I’m not a chef, but I can follow a recipe.
My spirit animal is a sloth.
I’m just going to wing it in life.
Let’s find our inner peace with some sage.
I’m a big fan of work-life balance.
Exploring the Humor and Wisdom of White People’s Sayings part 4
Can we take a selfie first?
Good vibes only!
I can’t wait for the weekend to recharge.
I’m totally vibing with this playlist.
I see it, I like it, I want it, I got it.
I’m all about those positive affirmations.
I’m in a committed relationship with my couch.
Let’s embrace our inner child today.
I’m really into artisanal everything.
I have an emotional attachment to my plants.
Exploring the Humor and Wisdom of White People’s Sayings part 5
Coffee first, adulting second.
Let’s go on a spontaneous adventure!
I’m just here to enjoy the little things.
I like my nights cozy and my coffee strong.
Cheers to the weekend and endless possibilities!
