Exploring the Humor and Wisdom of White People’s Sayings

Exploring the Humor and Wisdom of White People’s Sayings part 1

I’m not a regular mom, I’m a cool mom!

Let’s grab a pumpkin spice latte and discuss our feelings.

I feel like I’m one yoga class away from enlightenment.

I just can’t adult today.

Is it Friday yet?

I’ll just pop into Target for a quick trip!

Can we take a moment to appreciate the aesthetic?

Life is short, buy the shoes!

You can’t sip champagne on a beer budget.

I’m not a morning person, but coffee helps.

Exploring the Humor and Wisdom of White People’s Sayings part 2

Can we do a group chat about our brunch plans?

Sorry, I have plans… with my bed.

Stay cozy and watch Netflix.

I’m just here for the avocado toast.

Let’s manifest our dreams, one vision board at a time.

I need a mental health day, like yesterday.

I can’t even right now.

I believe in fairytales, but with a good plot twist.

I’m still processing my thoughts, give me a sec.

If it’s not on Instagram, did it even happen?

Exploring the Humor and Wisdom of White People’s Sayings part 3

I have a strong affinity for brunch culture.

I live for sweater weather!

Self-care isn’t selfish; it’s necessary.

Can we do a social media detox?

Everything is better with a little glitter.

I’m not a chef, but I can follow a recipe.

My spirit animal is a sloth.

I’m just going to wing it in life.

Let’s find our inner peace with some sage.

I’m a big fan of work-life balance.

Exploring the Humor and Wisdom of White People’s Sayings part 4

Can we take a selfie first?

Good vibes only!

I can’t wait for the weekend to recharge.

I’m totally vibing with this playlist.

I see it, I like it, I want it, I got it.

I’m all about those positive affirmations.

I’m in a committed relationship with my couch.

Let’s embrace our inner child today.

I’m really into artisanal everything.

I have an emotional attachment to my plants.

Exploring the Humor and Wisdom of White People’s Sayings part 5

Coffee first, adulting second.

Let’s go on a spontaneous adventure!

I’m just here to enjoy the little things.

I like my nights cozy and my coffee strong.

Cheers to the weekend and endless possibilities!