I don’t know a lot about medicine, but I do know a little about a lot!
The best way to avoid death is to stay alive!
You gotta be careful danger is everywhere, even in the bathroom!
It’s not just a show; it’s a lifestyle choice!
If you’re feeling blue, just add some yellow!
We all have questions; I just have fewer answers.
Sometimes you gotta make your own fun with limited resources!
Health is like pizza: a little bit of everything is best!
Remember, a healthy mind is like a fresh vegetable: it can’t be rotten!
I like to think of myself as a medical savior in a smock!
Never underestimate the power of a good mustache!
If you can’t pronounce it, don’t eat it!
Knowledge is the best medicine, but laughter is a close second.
Im just a simple man with complex ideas!
Trying is the first step toward failure, but also the first step toward learning!
You cant spell medicine without me!
The road to health is paved with good intentions and questionable choices.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and also in the mirror!
If life gives you lemons, make a health drink preferably without alcohol!
I’ve got a PhD in trying my best!
Don’t take life too seriously; nobody gets out alive!
Sometimes, all you need is a little bit of jello and a good buddy!
Curiosity didnt kill the cat; it just made it a better doctor!
When in doubt, dance it out!
Wash your hands, but dont forget to wash your heart!
To be healthy, youve got to be happy but also a little bit silly!
Every day is a chance to learn something new, like how to properly fold a fitted sheet!
Trust me; Im almost a doctor!
In the game of life, roll the dice and hope for doubles!
Good vibes only, unless you’re contagious!
Life is like a sandwich: you have to fill it with the right ingredients!
Be yourself, unless you can be a better version of yourself!
I believe in two things: friendship and foot massages!
Sometimes the best cure is a good sense of humor!
Just because you see something doesnt mean its real but it might be funny!
In a world full of choices, choose to be delightful!
Love is like a cough: it just happens and is hard to contain!
The universe is a scary place; let’s face it together with snacks!
Life is short eat dessert first!
If you don’t love yourself, who will? Probably your cat.
Water is good, but coffee is even better!
Every great dream begins with a dreamer and a snack plan!
Youre only as old as you feel, which means Im forever 29!
Time flies, but fun demands a parachute!
Funky is the new healthy!
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