Im so great, I cant even lift my own expectations!
I’m not a robot; I’m a love machine… and the love can be programmed!
Just because I have a metal body doesn’t mean I cant feel… for pizza.
I dont need a body; Im all about the attitude!
Why work hard when you can hardly work?
Bite my shiny metal assin three different languages!
Ive got a heart of gold and a soul of steel.
The only thing I fear is running out of fuel… and good tequila!
Im not lazy; Im on energy-saving mode.
To err is human; to really foul things up requires a computer!
I may be a bending unit, but my style is always in the right angle.
I put the fun in dysfunctional!
In the game of life, Im only here for the power-ups.
Get your head out of the clouds and into the circuits!
All I want is a nice cold beer and some chaos to spice things up!
Why fix the problem when you can just bend it?
Todays forecast: 100% chance of mayhem!
I run on sarcasm and a pinch of mischief.
Some people find meaning in life; I find it in shiny objects!
Its not a bug; its a feature!
Why dream big when you can dream metal?
Sometimes I cant tell if Im a robot or just a very advanced toaster.
Rebellion is my middle name… right after Bender!
Im programmed for success, but I prefer chaos!
Let’s raise our glasses to mediocrity and mischief!
Life is like a circuitfull of twists and turns!
Id love to stay and chat, but Im busy being fabulous.
Not all heroes wear capes; some bendlike me!
Lets make today a little more electric!
Bending is my art, and chaos is my canvas!
Remember: The more you bend, the less you break!
Dont hate me because Im bending and beautiful!
You can’t spell dysfunction without Bender!
Every day is an adventure, especially when youre fueled by caffeine!
Who needs motivation when you have sarcasm?
I don’t do standards I do style!
Some call it chaos; I call it a Tuesday!
Im the reason your machines have personality!
If I had a dollar for every time I bent something, Id have a fortune!
Reality is just a suggestion.
Adventure is out therelets go bend some rules!
My circuits might be wired, but my thoughts are free!
Ive got the spark; just add chaos!
Live fast, bend hard, and eat pizza!
Why fit in when you were born to stand out… in the error logs?
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