I told my coach I was never going to miss a shot. I was wrongthree times.
Basketball is like a marriage; if you dont work as a team, youll end up taking a shot to the face.
Why did the basketball team go to the bank? Because they wanted to get their bounce checks!
I asked my basketball if it wanted to go out. It dribbled away.
I can’t believe I missed that shot. I swear my hands were just being shy!
They say practice makes perfect, but I think I’ve just perfected the art of missing.
I play basketball like I do mathmostly confusion and lots of dribbling.
I’m great at basketballwhen it involves a couch and snacks!
I’d call myself a pro, but my only fan is my catand shes not impressed!
Shoot for the moon; even if you miss, you’ll still be able to score on the floor.
Why do basketball players love donuts? Because they can dunk them!
My basketball skills are like my WiFispotty at best.
If I had a dollar for every missed shot, I’d finally be able to afford a new basketball!
I’m just here to make bad shots and blame the rim!
Why do basketball players make terrible detectives? They always throw off their scent!
Basketball is my favorite sport, right after competitive lounging.
If only my jump shot had as much potential as my daydreams!
When I play basketball, I follow one rule: Always dribble… unless theres ice cream!
I didn’t choose the basketball life; the basketball life chose to bounce away from me!
Every time I shoot, I think, What would my mom say? Shed probably say ‘Not that!’
You know youre bad when the only thing you can shoot is your mouth off.
My coach says I’m a ball hog; I say I’m just really good at hugging!
Basketball is 90% mental, and the other half is just trying to remember the score.
I tried to join a basketball team, but they said I couldnt bring my snack bags.
Some players dribble with purpose, I just dribble to stay awake.
Why don’t basketball players ever get lost? Because they always find the court!
My favorite play? The one that ends with pizza.
I make it rain… not because of my shots, but because of my tears!
Why was the basketball team so good at cooking? They mastered all the great dishes!
I finally found my shooting form! Too bad it only works in my dreams.
They say teamwork makes the dream work, but Im just here for the snacks.
Why do basketball players love sneakers? Because they cant stand flats!
If only my jump shot worked as well as my excuses!
I asked my friend to pass me the ball, he said Why? Youre just going to drop it!
My jump shot’s so unreliable, it deserves its own sitcom!
Why did the basketball go to school? It wanted to improve its ‘shooting’ skills!
I once dated a basketball. It was a fleeting relationshipI was always dribbling away!
Id play basketball professionally, but I cant find the court in my video game!
I cant tell if Im really bad at basketball or just really good at making it look hard.
Why do basketball players love nature? Because they love to shoot some trees!
Nothing beats the sound of a basketball unless its the sound of it hitting my foot!
I started practicing my free throws at the grocery store. Turns out, aisles are not courts!
Im like a basketball player on a roundaboutalways going in circles!
I tried to pre-game with the team, but they said my snacking strategy was too ‘casual.’
At this point, my layup is just a gentle suggestion!
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