Im not lazy, Im just on energy-saving mode!
When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye!
Im not short, Im fun-sized!
I put the pro in procrastination!
Why fit in when you were born to stand out?
Im just here to avoid friends on Facebook!
You cant make everyone happy; youre not a minion!
Lifes too short to be serious all the time! So, if you cant laugh at yourself, call me!
Im like a butterfly: pretty to see but hard to catch!
My attitude is bigger than my head!
Im not clumsy; Im just on my own adventure!
Some days youre the pigeon, and some days youre the statue!
My spirit animal is a minion with a donut!
Silly is my middle name, especially when it comes to minions!
I dont do attitude; I do just kidding!
Always wear a smile; its free therapy!
Warning: I may be overly enthusiastic about snacks!
Id agree with you, but then wed both be wrong!
Call me a snack because Im a bite-sized bundle of joy!
Living life one banana at a time!
Sarcasm is my second language, with a hint of minion!
I cant adult today; please dont make me!
Im on the diet of anything fits in my mouth!
Do I have a bad attitude? Nah, just a strong preference!
Im not afraid of storms, Im just a little lost in the fog!
If youre going to be late, at least make it fashionably late!
Im not weird; Im just a limited edition!
Sometimes the best therapy is just a good laugh!
I laugh in the face of danger and then hide until it goes away!
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Im getting fat!
If I was a minion, Id still be the sassiest one!
Life is short; eat the cake and laugh at the calories!
I didnt choose the silly life; the silly life chose me!
Every day is an adventure in searching for snacks!
Im not a morning person; dont talk to me until Ive had my coffee!
Forget the glass; Im just here for the lemonade!
Minions: because normal is overrated!
Id love to chat, but Im busy being fabulous!
Put on a happy faceunless theres cake, then smile bigger!
I keep my friends close and my snacks closer!
I cant keep calm; Im a minion at heart!
Minion motto: Laugh as much as you breathe, love as long as you live!
My attitude? Only sweet like candy when snacks are involved!
If youre happy and you know it, pass the snacks!
Lifes a party; Im just the dance floor!
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