Hilarious Anchorman Quotes That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud

Hilarious Anchorman Quotes That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud part 1

I’m kind of a big deal.

Stay classy, San Diego.

The only thing that matters is the news.

I love lamp.

You’re so wise. You’re like a miniature Buddha, covered in hair.

I don’t believe you. You’re a nerd.

I’m in a glass case of emotion!

What do you think, I’m some kind of a woman?

I’m a very important person!

There’s a party in my pants, and you’re invited!

Hilarious Anchorman Quotes That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud part 2

I will fight you with my bare hands.

I’m not a baby. I’m a man!

Well, that escalated quickly.

I’m Ron Burgundy?

You have no idea how high I can fly.

I’m going to punch you in the ovary.

I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch.

I’ve made a huge mistake.

It’s all about the anchoring.

I’m honeycomb, baby!

Hilarious Anchorman Quotes That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud part 3

Baxter, you know I don’t speak Spanish.

It’s a simple question, you milk-drinking moron!

I’m a man, but I can cry.

It’s like a magic eye, but with people.

I’ve got a bad feeling about this.

You stay classy, even when you’re not classy.

That escalated quickly.

How’s my hair?

I’m putting that in my diary.

You’re a graceful swan, and I’m a fiery phoenix.

Hilarious Anchorman Quotes That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud part 4

I have many leather-bound books.

Why are you the way that you are?

Does this smell like chloroform to you?

I love the smell of journalism in the morning.

You’re like a little baby unicorn.

I am a human tornado.

It’s a beautiful day in the neighborhood.

I’ll see you at the top!

I’m not drunk. I’m just speaking in cursive.

Nothing can stop me, I’m all the way up!

Hilarious Anchorman Quotes That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud part 5

I am Ron Burgundy. Who is Ron Burgundy?

Don’t act like you’re not impressed.

You’re shoe-inspiring.

Sometimes we just have to let it go.

I’ve got a great idea for a news segment!