Hilarious Baseball Quotes That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud! part 1
I think my favorite baseball player is the umpire—he always makes the right calls, especially when I’m wrong!
Baseball is 90% mental, and the other half is physical.
Why did the baseball team hire a detective? Because they kept getting caught stealing bases!
I told my therapist about my fear of baseball. He said, ‘Just step up to the plate and swing!’
Baseball: the only sport where the manager can argue with the referee and still stay in the game.
If baseball is a game of inches, why does everyone need to throw so far?
My baseball career was short-lived – I couldn’t find my home plate!
Baseball is like church—many attend, but few understand the rules.
Why are baseball players such bad bowlers? Because they always throw strikes!
I got hit by a baseball once; now I have a new term for a bad day—getting ‘beaned’!
Hilarious Baseball Quotes That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud! part 2
I love baseball—it’s the only place where ‘three strikes, you’re out’ is a good thing!
The only time I can accurately predict a baseball game is when my team is playing—wrong!
Why do baseball players never get lost? Because they always follow the diamond.
I went to a baseball game and accidentally caught a fly ball. Now, I’m under contract with the circus!
I tried to start a baseball team, but everyone kept getting caught stealing bases!
Every time I take my kids to the game, I remind them—keep your eye on the ball… unless the snacks are over there!
Baseball players should really work on their math; they always get caught rounding third!
Why did the baseball player bring a ladder? Because he wanted to reach new heights!
My baseball coach says to always follow my dreams—unless they lead to the outfield!
Who needs a gym membership when you can just swing a bat? Talk about swinging into fitness!
Hilarious Baseball Quotes That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud! part 3
Why did the baseball player break up with his girlfriend? She kept saying she needed space—and he took it personally!
Baseball is a game of failure; even the best hitters fail 70% of the time—talk about a confidence booster!
They say baseball is about family; why else would we always talk about ‘home runs’?
I asked my coach if I’d ever be a baseball star. He said, ‘Only if we can find a star that’s really good at missing the ball!’
Baseball players are like fine wine—they improve with age, unless they’re picked off first base!
My secret to watching baseball? I keep a hotdog in one hand and a pretzel in the other—so I can’t throw things at the TV!
What do you call a baseball player who has lost his glove? A ‘handy’ man!
Baseball is the only sport where everyone talks about getting ‘home’ without a GPS!
Why did the baseball coach go to jail? Because he kept getting caught stealing bases!
My baseball skills are like my sense of direction—totally uncharted!
Hilarious Baseball Quotes That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud! part 4
What do you get when you cross a tree and a baseball team? Home run wood!
A game of baseball is like a long-running sitcom; you need great punchlines to hit it out of the park!
I tried to start a baseball club, but no one wanted to show up; apparently, everyone was busy ‘playing hooky’!
Why don’t baseball players use the social media? They’re tired of getting tagged!
The only reason I play baseball is to hear the sound of crackling bats—not the crackle of my knees!
The best baseball advice I ever got? Always run like you stole something—especially when it’s just a foul ball!
Why did the baseball player always bring a pencil to the game? In case he needed to draw a bat signal!
They say practice makes perfect; I say practice makes me really good at eating snacks in the stands!
Why are baseball players such great comedians? They always know how to throw a punchline!
I finally realized why baseball players make good friends; they know how to catch you when you fall!
Hilarious Baseball Quotes That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud! part 5
Why did the baseball player join a band? Because he had the best pitches in town!
I thought about playing baseball, but I couldn’t find my home—it seems I kept getting lost rounding first!
You know you’re a true fan when you argue with your own dog about the last game!
My favorite baseball strategy? It’s called the ‘hope for the best’ approach!
Why did the baseball team go to the bank? They wanted to check their balances!
