Hilarious Birthday Wishes for Your Husband to Share on Facebook part 1
Happy birthday, my love! Remember, age is just a number… a really big one in your case!
Cheers to the guy who still thinks he’s 19! Enjoy your day, you eternal teenager!
Happy birthday, sweetheart! Don’t worry, I’ll always be younger than you!
May your day be filled with cake, beer, and an abundance of ‘I can’t believe you did that’ stories!
Another year older? Let’s not count the years; let’s count the desserts instead!
Happy birthday! You’re not getting older; you’re just becoming a classic!
Congratulations on surviving another year with me! Here’s to many more!
On your special day, just remember: I’m still the best decision you ever made!
Happy birthday to my favorite husband! Just don’t tell the other one!
Age is merely the number of years the world has been enjoying you. Cheers to that!
Hilarious Birthday Wishes for Your Husband to Share on Facebook part 2
Happy birthday! You’re another year closer to that get off my lawn phase!
Here’s to you, my fabulous husband! I’d still choose you even if I had to do it all over again!
Happy birthday! Let’s eat cake like it’s our job… because it should be!
Remember, darling, you’re not 40; you’re 18 with 22 years of experience!
Happy birthday to the man who still thinks he’s the boss… of my heart!
Your birthday reminds me that I’m married to a fine wine… getting better with age but still a little fruity!
Cheers to my partner in crime! Let’s make this birthday one for the books!
Happy birthday! I promise not to post the embarrassing photos… maybe!
Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional! Let’s keep it optional!
Happy birthday! Let’s eat cake like we’re training for the Olympics… in dessert!
Hilarious Birthday Wishes for Your Husband to Share on Facebook part 3
You’re officially an antique. Happy birthday, my vintage husband!
Cheers to your birthday! Prepare for a day of fun, cake, and pretending we don’t have to adult!
Happy birthday! Looking forward to another year of me reminding you what you forgot!
Another year of being awesome! You wear it well!
Happy birthday, love! Time to let your inner child loose—cake and all!
Getting older is like a software update: sometimes it’s just a nuisance!
Happy birthday! Let’s celebrate the day you were released into the wild!
Here’s to my better half! Together, we’ll keep the laughter coming!
Happy birthday! You’re like a fine cheese: a bit stinky but worth it!
May your birthday cake be as sweet as your jokes (and twice as cheesy)!
Hilarious Birthday Wishes for Your Husband to Share on Facebook part 4
Cheers to my favorite weirdo! Happy birthday, let’s get weird!
Happy birthday! Don’t count the candles; just enjoy the glow!
You’ve still got it, babe—whatever it is! Happy birthday!
Age is just the number of years I’ve had the pleasure of putting up with you!
Happy birthday! May your life be filled with all the naps you can handle!
Here’s to another year of love, laughter, and your unending snoring!
Happy birthday! Let’s celebrate the day you came into this world—what a wonderful mistake!
Welcome to another year of your fabulousness! Let’s make it count!
Happy birthday! Do you know what I love about you? Everything! Except for early mornings!
You’re not just a year older; you’re a year more fabulous!
Hilarious Birthday Wishes for Your Husband to Share on Facebook part 5
Happy birthday! Don’t worry—you’re still hot, just your candles are getting out of control!
To my adorable husband: you’re still getting as handsome as ever, even with that dad bod!
Another year of being the King of Dad Jokes! Happy birthday, my witty husband!
Cheers to my husband! May your birthday be as epic as your snoring is loud!
Happy birthday! I love you more today than yesterday, but not as much as I will tomorrow!
