Hilarious Christmas Movie Quotes That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud part 1
I’m dreaming of a white Christmas… But if it’s not snowing, can we just order a pizza instead?
Christmas movies: where the only thing more unrealistic than the plot is how quickly they wrap up the conflicts.
Every time a bell rings, an elf gets its wings. Or maybe it just gets a coffee break!
Santa called. He’s out of cookies. Better stock up before the holiday rush!
Why does every Christmas movie include a tree that looks like it survived a hurricane?
If only my bank account reflected the joy of the holiday season!
I told my family I was going to save money this Christmas—so I’m just sending them memes.
Looking for the true meaning of Christmas? It’s buried under a pile of wrapping paper!
In my Christmas movie, the real villain is the person who puts up the decorations before Thanksgiving!
Even Santa knows that the best gift is a good laugh—followed closely by a gift card!
Hilarious Christmas Movie Quotes That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud part 2
Nothing says ‘holiday spirit’ like a cat stuck in the Christmas tree.
I’d rather be on the naughty list than listen to ‘Jingle Bells’ for the hundredth time!
My favorite Christmas carol? The one where the turkey is done cooking!
Elves are just short people with awesome job security.
Christmas lights: proof that electricity can bring out the inner child in adults!
Forget coal; what’s the naughty list really getting? A subscription to a streaming service!
One sip of eggnog, and suddenly I’m a Christmas expert!
Is it just me, or does every family gathering feel like a holiday special episode?
I put the ‘fun’ in dysfunctional family Christmas gatherings!
Why does the Grinch have to steal Christmas? Can’t he just borrow it?
Hilarious Christmas Movie Quotes That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud part 3
Warning: Christmas cookies may lead to spontaneous dance parties!
If Christmas movies taught me anything, it’s that love conquers all… especially if it involves a snowstorm.
My only plan this Christmas is to be awfully nice… and dangerously lazy.
Every Christmas movie ends with a kiss, but I’m just aiming for the snack table!
I put up my decorations, and now I’m basically Martha Stewart on a sugar high!
Christmas shopping? More like an Olympic sport of dodging crowds!
Do you hear what I hear? It sounds like my wallet crying!
Why does the Christmas spirit come with a side of holiday chaos?
My holiday cheer is fueled by caffeine—who needs milk and cookies?
If you don’t have a Christmas sweater with lights, do you even celebrate?
Hilarious Christmas Movie Quotes That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud part 4
Why do Christmas movies always have that one character who can’t bake to save their life?
Every Christmas story is basically a life lesson wrapped in tinsel and bad sweaters.
I can’t tell if it’s the holiday spirit or just too much sugar buzzing around!
Who says holiday miracles can’t be solved with takeout?
If Christmas wishes were as good as Christmas pies, we’d all be in heaven!
Forget ‘Santa Baby’; I’d settle for ‘Santa Delivery’!
Why do we call it a Christmas miracle? It’s really just procrastination at its finest!
Is it just me, or do Santa’s reindeer need a little more training?
The best holiday tradition? Wearing pajamas all day while pretending to be festive.
Every Christmas movie reminds me that love and cookies are the keys to happiness!
Hilarious Christmas Movie Quotes That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud part 5
Shopping for gifts is great; shopping for myself is even better!
The only thing sweeter than Christmas cookies are the holiday mishaps that become family legends!
My Christmas motto: All I want is for my Wi-Fi to work when I need it for holiday movies!
What do you mean I can’t wear my reindeer antlers to the office?
If you can dodge mistletoe, you can dodge anything!
