Hilarious Harry Potter Quotes That Will Make You LOL part 1
I solemnly swear that I am up to no studying.
When life gives you lemons, turn them into a potion for great mischief.
I’m in Gryffindor because I like to wing it with style!
Why did the broom go to school? Because it wanted to sweep the class!
Not all wizards wear robes; some just wear pajamas and a wand.
It’s not my fault that my wand is a better friend than you.
I asked my wand for a joke; it said, ‘Lumos, because you need some light in your life!’
I tried to use a love potion; instead, I brewed a potion of awkwardness.
Magic isn’t real; it’s just excellent spell-checking.
What do you call a wizard with a bad sense of direction? A lost cause.
Hilarious Harry Potter Quotes That Will Make You LOL part 2
I left my heart in Hogsmeade, and I can’t recall where I parked my broomstick!
Why did Harry bring a ladder to the bar? To reach the high spirits!
If you think Slytherins are sneaky, you should meet my cat!
Dobby may be free, but my socks still disappear in the laundry.
What do you call a wizard who’s bad at math? A ‘Count’ Down.
I could charm the pants off a troll, but I still can’t find my homework.
Ever seen a Hippogriff dance? Neither have I… but I imagine it to be fabulous!
Why was Hermione always calm? Because she had a book for every mood!
It’s not magic; it’s just an excellent use of Google.
I don’t need a time-turner; I just need more coffee!
Hilarious Harry Potter Quotes That Will Make You LOL part 3
Forget the sorting hat; I just want the sorting pizza.
Why don’t wizards use smartphones? Because they can’t find the right spell in the app store!
If only my grades could apparate away!
You can’t spell ‘muggle’ without ‘ugg’, and that’s how cozy I feel!
Why did Voldemort go to therapy? He had too many Horcruxes on his mind.
I tried casting ‘Accio’ on my motivation, but it didn’t come!
What’s a wizard’s favorite place to relax? The Cauldron of Clarity.
How do you make a Wizard laugh? You tickle their funny bone with a wand!
Life’s too short to be a boring wizard, so brew up some fun!
What does a wizard use to keep their secrets? A spell-check!
Hilarious Harry Potter Quotes That Will Make You LOL part 4
Who needs a Patronus when you have pizza?
Every time I see a Dementor, I offer them chocolate – it’s practical magic!
Why did Snape stand in the middle of the road? Because you’ll never know what side he’s on.
I would cast ‘Wingardium Leviosa’ on my laundry basket, but that’s just ambitious!
What did Ron say before his big exam? ‘Hermione, let’s wing it!’
I tried to catch the Golden Snitch, but I just caught a cold instead!
Why are wands so friendly? Because they always want to get to the point!
What’s a wizard’s favorite type of music? Anything with a good spell beat!
I’m not saying I’m Harry Potter, but I do have a similar hairstyle on bad hair days.
Why did the owl get a promotion? It kept on hooting about its accomplishments!
Hilarious Harry Potter Quotes That Will Make You LOL part 5
Got a problem with your Potions homework? Just add more chocolate!
If I had a Knut for every spell I forgot, I’d be rich enough to buy Hogwarts!
Why do ghosts love Halloween? They get to show off their boo-tiful charms!
What’s Dobby’s favorite type of music? Anything that’s sock-tacular!
I’d trade my invisibility cloak for a lifetime supply of butterbeer!
