I solemnly swear that I am up to no studying.
When life gives you lemons, turn them into a potion for great mischief.
I’m in Gryffindor because I like to wing it with style!
Why did the broom go to school? Because it wanted to sweep the class!
Not all wizards wear robes; some just wear pajamas and a wand.
It’s not my fault that my wand is a better friend than you.
I asked my wand for a joke; it said, Lumos, because you need some light in your life!
I tried to use a love potion; instead, I brewed a potion of awkwardness.
Magic isn’t real; it’s just excellent spell-checking.
What do you call a wizard with a bad sense of direction? A lost cause.
I left my heart in Hogsmeade, and I cant recall where I parked my broomstick!
Why did Harry bring a ladder to the bar? To reach the high spirits!
If you think Slytherins are sneaky, you should meet my cat!
Dobby may be free, but my socks still disappear in the laundry.
What do you call a wizard whos bad at math? A Count Down.
I could charm the pants off a troll, but I still cant find my homework.
Ever seen a Hippogriff dance? Neither have I but I imagine it to be fabulous!
Why was Hermione always calm? Because she had a book for every mood!
Its not magic; its just an excellent use of Google.
I dont need a time-turner; I just need more coffee!
Forget the sorting hat; I just want the sorting pizza.
Why don’t wizards use smartphones? Because they cant find the right spell in the app store!
If only my grades could apparate away!
You can’t spell ‘muggle’ without ‘ugg’, and thats how cozy I feel!
Why did Voldemort go to therapy? He had too many Horcruxes on his mind.
I tried casting Accio on my motivation, but it didnt come!
Whats a wizards favorite place to relax? The Cauldron of Clarity.
How do you make a Wizard laugh? You tickle their funny bone with a wand!
Lifes too short to be a boring wizard, so brew up some fun!
What does a wizard use to keep their secrets? A spell-check!
Who needs a Patronus when you have pizza?
Every time I see a Dementor, I offer them chocolate its practical magic!
Why did Snape stand in the middle of the road? Because youll never know what side hes on.
I would cast Wingardium Leviosa on my laundry basket, but thats just ambitious!
What did Ron say before his big exam? Hermione, lets wing it!
I tried to catch the Golden Snitch, but I just caught a cold instead!
Why are wands so friendly? Because they always want to get to the point!
Whats a wizards favorite type of music? Anything with a good spell beat!
Im not saying Im Harry Potter, but I do have a similar hairstyle on bad hair days.
Why did the owl get a promotion? It kept on hooting about its accomplishments!
Got a problem with your Potions homework? Just add more chocolate!
If I had a Knut for every spell I forgot, Id be rich enough to buy Hogwarts!
Why do ghosts love Halloween? They get to show off their boo-tiful charms!
Whats Dobbys favorite type of music? Anything thats sock-tacular!
Id trade my invisibility cloak for a lifetime supply of butterbeer!
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