Hilarious Movie Quotes That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud

Hilarious Movie Quotes That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud part 1

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right!

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure.

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

I’m not lazy, I’m just on energy-saving mode.

I don’t need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of payments.

I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won’t stop sending me beach wallpapers.

Behind every great man, there’s a woman rolling her eyes.

I was going to take over the world, but I overslept!

Hilarious Movie Quotes That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud part 2

I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work.

I’m just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut.

The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget at the same time.

I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it!

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

Age is merely the number of years the world has been enjoying you.

I finally realized that going green doesn’t just mean recycling—it means vegetables too!

I’m not short, I’m just concentrated awesome!

Why is Peter Pan always flying? He neverlands!

Hilarious Movie Quotes That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud part 3

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.

I’m not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth!

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.

If you can’t convince them, confuse them!

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but no one has ever seen me and Batman in a room together.

I don’t always do laundry, but when I do, I only take out the clothes I like.

A clean house is a sign of a broken computer.

The best part of my job is that I don’t have to do it!

Hilarious Movie Quotes That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud part 4

I’m in shape. Round is a shape!

I’d agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.

You can’t make everybody happy. You’re not a taco.

I don’t need Google. My wife knows everything!

I’m just here to avoid friends on Facebook.

If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in bed with a mosquito.

Running late is my cardio.

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life!

If at first you don’t succeed, call it version 1.0.

I would lose weight, but I hate losing!

Hilarious Movie Quotes That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud part 5

I’m so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.

I’m not grumpy, I’m just surrounded by people.

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge.

My wallet is like an onion; opening it makes me cry.

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So I go back to being me!