Hilarious Quotes from Your Favorite Books to Brighten Your Day part 1
I told my librarian I was reading a book on anti-gravity. She said I couldn’t put it down!
I put my book down and tried to act normal. It was the hardest thing I’ve ever done!
I read a book on procrastination. I’ll start it tomorrow.
My favorite exercise is reading in bed until I fall asleep.
I like big books and I cannot lie!
If I can’t bring my book, I’m not going.
I accidentally swallowed a book. Now I know it’s hard to digest fiction.
Reading is a way to escape… and sometimes, so is napping!
My book club only reads wine labels.
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, I read about it.
Hilarious Quotes from Your Favorite Books to Brighten Your Day part 2
Every time I open a book, the words come alive… but then they go back to sleep!
I’m not addicted to reading; I can stop as soon as I finish this chapter!
I told my book it was boring. It hasn’t spoken to me since.
Do you know what I love about books? They don’t have WiFi!
I could be great at multitasking if only I could read and drink coffee at the same time!
A book a day keeps reality away!
You should really read my autobiography; it’s a plot twist!
I’m reading a horror book about staplers. It’s really spine-chilling!
Some people talk to their plants; I read to my books!
The only commitment I’m ready for is finishing my current book.
Hilarious Quotes from Your Favorite Books to Brighten Your Day part 3
I have a love-hate relationship with books. I love them, they hate my bookshelf.
I read ‘The Clock of Destiny.’ Then I realized I was late!
Why don’t books play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding those plot twists!
My book is better than yours. It whispers sweet nothings!
I’m in a committed relationship with my book; there’s no room for pages!
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
I tried to write a book on reverse psychology. Don’t read it!
I finally finished my book on time travel. You’ll hear about it tomorrow!
The best part of reading? It’s the only time being ‘lost’ feels good!
I’d tell you a joke about a book, but I’d rather turn the page!
Hilarious Quotes from Your Favorite Books to Brighten Your Day part 4
Reading is like breathing: I can’t live without it… and sometimes I gasp!
My bookshelf is an introvert; it just wants to be left alone with its stories!
Books are like friends: they come in many genres, and I love them all!
I decided to burn my calorie book… it was too heavy anyway!
I’m on a literary diet. I only read the leanest of novels!
Ever tried to read a suspense novel? It keeps you on the edge of your seat!
I told my book I needed space. It left me hanging at chapter five!
I read a book about anti-social behavior. I’ll let you know what it’s about… later!
I’m writing a book on reverse psychology; you’ll want to read it!
I fell asleep while reading a book about seduction. Guess I wasn’t into it!
Hilarious Quotes from Your Favorite Books to Brighten Your Day part 5
My book just told me a secret. It says it’s the twist ending I didn’t see coming!
I’m reading a book on fear. It’s terrifyingly good!
Why don’t books ever get lost? Because they always have a spine!
If books could talk, they’d probably gossip about us!
I’m fluent in bookish sarcasm! Care for a dialogue?
