I told my librarian I was reading a book on anti-gravity. She said I couldn’t put it down!
I put my book down and tried to act normal. It was the hardest thing I’ve ever done!
I read a book on procrastination. Ill start it tomorrow.
My favorite exercise is reading in bed until I fall asleep.
I like big books and I cannot lie!
If I cant bring my book, Im not going.
I accidentally swallowed a book. Now I know its hard to digest fiction.
Reading is a way to escape and sometimes, so is napping!
My book club only reads wine labels.
Im on a seafood diet. I see food, I read about it.
Every time I open a book, the words come alive but then they go back to sleep!
Im not addicted to reading; I can stop as soon as I finish this chapter!
I told my book it was boring. It hasnt spoken to me since.
Do you know what I love about books? They dont have WiFi!
I could be great at multitasking if only I could read and drink coffee at the same time!
A book a day keeps reality away!
You should really read my autobiography; its a plot twist!
Im reading a horror book about staplers. Its really spine-chilling!
Some people talk to their plants; I read to my books!
The only commitment Im ready for is finishing my current book.
I have a love-hate relationship with books. I love them, they hate my bookshelf.
I read The Clock of Destiny. Then I realized I was late!
Why dont books play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding those plot twists!
My book is better than yours. It whispers sweet nothings!
Im in a committed relationship with my book; theres no room for pages!
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
I tried to write a book on reverse psychology. Dont read it!
I finally finished my book on time travel. Youll hear about it tomorrow!
The best part of reading? Its the only time being lost feels good!
Id tell you a joke about a book, but Id rather turn the page!
Reading is like breathing: I cant live without it and sometimes I gasp!
My bookshelf is an introvert; it just wants to be left alone with its stories!
Books are like friends: they come in many genres, and I love them all!
I decided to burn my calorie book it was too heavy anyway!
Im on a literary diet. I only read the leanest of novels!
Ever tried to read a suspense novel? It keeps you on the edge of your seat!
I told my book I needed space. It left me hanging at chapter five!
I read a book about anti-social behavior. Ill let you know what its about later!
Im writing a book on reverse psychology; youll want to read it!
I fell asleep while reading a book about seduction. Guess I wasnt into it!
My book just told me a secret. It says it’s the twist ending I didnt see coming!
Im reading a book on fear. Its terrifyingly good!
Why dont books ever get lost? Because they always have a spine!
If books could talk, theyd probably gossip about us!
Im fluent in bookish sarcasm! Care for a dialogue?
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