I don’t need a time machine; my rhymes are already from another era.
Im so fly, I got a pilots license in my back pocket.
Im not just spitting bars, Im building skyscrapers.
My wallet’s so heavy, it can lift my spirit!
I rap like a chef; always cooking up fresh beats.
Why did the rapper cross the road? To drop a new verse on the other side!
Im like a dictionaryjust trying to define my hustle!
My flows so smooth, it could slide off a snow-covered roof.
I put the fun in dysfunctional rhymes!
Im the kind of rapper who doesnt just drop the mic; I throw it!
I got 99 problems, but a punchline aint one.
If my rhymes were any slicker, theyd need a mop!
I dont need a stage; I make my driveway a concert!
I rap like Im in a hurry; my verses always fast-track!
Call me the beat doctor, ’cause Im curing the ill with bars!
I’m so lyrical, even my shadow’s got bars.
My rhymes are veganno beef, all green!
Im the rap games equivalent of a triple-shot espresso!
I keep my humor sharp; it cuts through the tension in my tracks.
I dont drop mixtapes, I drop mixtornadoes!
I’m like a Wi-Fi signal; always connecting with the right crowd.
I got rhymes like a buffet; come and get your fill!
I’m a wordsmith; even my pencil has a flow.
My jokes hit harder than my beats!
Ill rhyme until my sneakers fall apart!
If comedy was a currency, Id be a billionaire!
My rap styles like bubblegum; it sticks, and its sweet!
Im here to make you laugh; the rhymes are just a side effect!
Im a lyrical magician; watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!
When life gives me lemons, I rap about citrus!
I make flow charts look badmines all about the rhythm!
My bars are like coffee; strong enough to wake you up!
I rhyme so bright; I need shades on stage!
Im the only rapper who wears dad jokes like bling!
They say laughter is the best medicine, and Im the pharmacist!
My lyrics are like pizza; even when they’re bad, theyre still good!
Im spitting fire, but dont worry, I have a fire extinguisher!
Im not just any rapper; Im a certified giggle technician!
My punchlines hit harder than a pinata at a kids party!
I rhyme like I breathe; its just that natural!
Im so fresh, Im practically a breath of fresh air!
If laughter is a soundtrack, consider me the DJ!
My flow’s smoother than a freshly waxed dance floor!
Im the rap equivalent of a stand-up comedian on roller skates!
Im here for a good time, not a long rhyme!
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