Hilarious Quotes from Your Favorite Rappers

Hilarious Quotes from Your Favorite Rappers part 1

I don’t need a time machine; my rhymes are already from another era.

I’m so fly, I got a pilot’s license in my back pocket.

I’m not just spitting bars, I’m building skyscrapers.

My wallet’s so heavy, it can lift my spirit!

I rap like a chef; always cooking up fresh beats.

Why did the rapper cross the road? To drop a new verse on the other side!

I’m like a dictionary—just trying to define my hustle!

My flow’s so smooth, it could slide off a snow-covered roof.

I put the ‘fun’ in dysfunctional rhymes!

I’m the kind of rapper who doesn’t just drop the mic; I throw it!

Hilarious Quotes from Your Favorite Rappers part 2

I got 99 problems, but a punchline ain’t one.

If my rhymes were any slicker, they’d need a mop!

I don’t need a stage; I make my driveway a concert!

I rap like I’m in a hurry; my verses always fast-track!

Call me the beat doctor, ’cause I’m curing the ill with bars!

I’m so lyrical, even my shadow’s got bars.

My rhymes are vegan—no beef, all green!

I’m the rap game’s equivalent of a triple-shot espresso!

I keep my humor sharp; it cuts through the tension in my tracks.

I don’t drop mixtapes, I drop mixtornadoes!

Hilarious Quotes from Your Favorite Rappers part 3

I’m like a Wi-Fi signal; always connecting with the right crowd.

I got rhymes like a buffet; come and get your fill!

I’m a wordsmith; even my pencil has a flow.

My jokes hit harder than my beats!

I’ll rhyme until my sneakers fall apart!

If comedy was a currency, I’d be a billionaire!

My rap style’s like bubblegum; it sticks, and it’s sweet!

I’m here to make you laugh; the rhymes are just a side effect!

I’m a lyrical magician; watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!

When life gives me lemons, I rap about citrus!

Hilarious Quotes from Your Favorite Rappers part 4

I make flow charts look bad—mine’s all about the rhythm!

My bars are like coffee; strong enough to wake you up!

I rhyme so bright; I need shades on stage!

I’m the only rapper who wears dad jokes like bling!

They say laughter is the best medicine, and I’m the pharmacist!

My lyrics are like pizza; even when they’re bad, they’re still good!

I’m spitting fire, but don’t worry, I have a fire extinguisher!

I’m not just any rapper; I’m a certified giggle technician!

My punchlines hit harder than a pinata at a kid’s party!

I rhyme like I breathe; it’s just that natural!

Hilarious Quotes from Your Favorite Rappers part 5

I’m so fresh, I’m practically a breath of fresh air!

If laughter is a soundtrack, consider me the DJ!

My flow’s smoother than a freshly waxed dance floor!

I’m the rap equivalent of a stand-up comedian on roller skates!

I’m here for a good time, not a long rhyme!