Im not just fabulous, Im fabulously gay!
If you cant handle me in my glitter, you dont deserve me in my sweatpants!
Life is too short to blend in; I choose to sparkle!
I finally found my prince he was in my closet the whole time!
Im on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it especially if it’s pink!
Straight people, you have a lot of nerve calling us ‘queer’ when youre the ones at brunch!
You say sassy like its a bad thing. I say its a lifestyle!
Im not gay; Im just fabulous with a twist!
I would come out of the closet but its just so well-decorated!
My love life is like a pancake: flat, but I still enjoy it with syrup.
Queer as a three-dollar bill, and twice as fun!
Being fabulous isnt just a state of mind; its a state of being!
Some days, Im a rainbow; other days, Im a tornado!
Not all angels have wings; some just have killer fashion sense.
If loving glitter is wrong, I dont want to be right!
I dont need a prince; I just need a good Wi-Fi connection!
I’m not a snack; I’m the whole buffet, darling!
My OTP? One True Pride!
I dont do drama; I do lip-sync battles!
Being in a relationship is like having a pet you need to feed them regularly!
Always skip the haters; just strut your rainbow!
Why settle for being the best when you can be the most fabulous?
I don’t do ‘normal.’ I’m too busy being extraordinary!
They say love is blind; I say it just needs a better wardrobe!
Youve got to be your own biggest cheerleader, complete with pom-poms!
Puns are my sunscreen. They keep me from burning out!
The only drama I enjoy is in my lipstick shade!
Im not a regular gay; Im a cool gay!
Life isnt perfect, but your outfit can be!
Keep your heels, head, and standards high!
Pour me a drink, and Ill pour you some sass!
Ive got 99 problems, but being fabulous aint one!
Slaying isnt just for the runway its a lifestyle!
Who needs a fairy godmother when you have a Sephora?
Normal is a setting on a washing machine!
I put the elation in celebration!
Good vibes and high fives thats the mood!
Why be moody when you can shake your booty?
Dressing well is a form of good manners.
Fabulous is my favorite color!
More glitter, less bitter!
Forget love; Id rather fall into a sale!
Life is a party, and Im the confetti!
Im here for the laughter, not the drama!
One does not simply come out when there’s a runway to strut!
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