I’m not recovering, I’m just temporarily rebooting!
I told my doctor to ‘cut it out’guess he took me literally!
After this surgery, I’ll be able to outrun my couch for sure!
Recovery: the only time you can order pizza and call it ‘health food.’
Surgery: where they take something out and I get to eat ice cream. Win-win!
They say laughter is the best medicine, but I prefer cupcakes!
Forget yoga, I’m mastering the art of couch potato recovery.
If anyone needs me, I’ll be healing and eating snacksin that order.
I came, I saw, I got surgery, and now I nap!
Doc, can you prescribe me a lifetime supply of good movies for recovery?
Just remember: recovery is a sprint, not a marathonespecially if there are snacks involved!
I believe in the power of a good nap post-surgeryit’s my cardio.
Recovering from surgery: its like waiting for a pizza deliveryexciting but requires patience.
My recovery plan includes 50% rest and 50% binge-watching!
They say patience is a virtue, but have you tried making it through recovery?
Surgery might make me a bit sore, but at least Im the boss of the remote now!
I’m on a strict recovery diet: ice cream for breakfast, lunch, and dinner!
Surgery: the only time I can get a break from adulting!
Recovery is just a series of naps with snack breaks in between.
Surgery is like a plot twist in my life storyunexpected but somehow thrilling!
I’m too fabulous to be in painpass me the ice cream!
Recovering like a pro: couch, snacks, and Netflix are my med team!
If laughter is the best medicine, then I must be recovering in a comedy club!
Physical therapy? More like let me stretch my snack arm!
When life gives you surgery, replace worry with a good pillow and snacks!
I asked for an upgrade to first class on this recovery journeywheres my snack cart?
Recovery last week: the Great Pajama Marathon!
They say good things come to those who waitlike my recovery snacks!
I got my surgery, and all I got was this lousy No Sneezing sign!
Every hour Im awake is an opportunity for snack breaks!
No pain, no gain? More like no pain, just snacks!
Surgery may be rough, but my snack game is strong!
Do I get a medal for surviving surgery, or just more snacks?
Just because I’m recovering doesnt mean I cant host a snack parade!
On the road to recovery, my first pit stop is always the kitchen!
Scheduled nap? More like an emergency mission for recovery!
What does the doctor recommend? A daily dosage of laughter and snacks!
I told my friends Im on a recovery adventurewho knew it involved so much napping?
Surgery? Please! I’m just getting a reboot in my lifes video game!
Recovery is like being a professional convalescentwhere’s my trophy?
I’m just a couch potato with a new accessory post-surgery!
Surgery success: 10% doctors, 90% ice cream!
Feeling sore? Just think of it as a sign of premium recovery quality!
Forget roses, I want a bouquet of muffins while I recover!
Recovery goal: making it to the fridge without breaking a sweat!
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