Hilarious Travel Quotes to Make You Laugh on Your Adventures part 1
I need six months of vacation, twice a year!
Traveling: it leaves you speechless, then turns you into a storyteller… or a comedian.
I followed my heart, and it led me to the airport.
Jet lag is for amateurs. Real travelers drink coffee at all hours!
I finally found my wings—at the airport gift shop!
Vacation calories don’t count unless you count them as souvenirs!
I haven’t been everywhere, but it’s on my list… with snacks!
My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch… I call it lunch!
Not all who wander are lost—some are just looking for the nearest cafe!
I love to travel, but my suitcase hates me… it’s always so heavy!
Hilarious Travel Quotes to Make You Laugh on Your Adventures part 2
Adventure may hurt you, but monotony will kill you… so let’s board that plane!
Wander often, wonder always… especially about what’s on the snack menu!
If traveling was free, you’d never see me again… or would you?!
I could give up traveling, but I’m not a quitter!
Why do I travel? Because punching a sky is a lot more fun than punching a clock!
Passport: the only book that lasts forever without a plot twist!
I don’t need therapy; I just need to get on a plane and leave my worries behind.
Beach therapy: because some days you just need to be salty!
Planes, trains, and automobiles… oh my! Wait, where’s my coffee?
The worst part about traveling is that I can’t take my bed with me!
Hilarious Travel Quotes to Make You Laugh on Your Adventures part 3
I love places that make you feel small—especially if they have giant desserts!
Traveling is the only thing you buy that makes you richer… and slightly more tired!
Vacation: a time to escape reality, and perhaps to escape my own cooking!
I don’t always travel, but when I do, I bring snack packs!
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves at the airport?
I followed my GPS into a cornfield, and it hasn’t been the same since!
Keep calm and pretend you packed the right shoes!
Sometimes I wonder if my luggage has made it to its destination—without me!
I’m in a love affair with travel, and it’s always off to a rocky start… like security lines.
Wherever I roam, there’s always room for one more snack!
Hilarious Travel Quotes to Make You Laugh on Your Adventures part 4
I don’t need a therapist; I just need to be at a beach with a view!
Traveling is like a box of chocolates; you never know what you’re going to comment on!
Every travel mishap is just an unexpected adventure waiting to happen!
If travel was a sport, I’d definitely be the champion of jet lag!
The best souvenirs are the strange looks I get when I mispronounce foreign words!
Don’t just count the miles; make sure to count the snacks!
Travel tip: Always carry an extra pair of pants… in case of food adventures!
Sometimes I wish I could teleport… but then I remember I’d miss the snacks on the flight!
Traveling teaches you patience… especially when you’re stuck in line!
You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy a plane ticket!
Hilarious Travel Quotes to Make You Laugh on Your Adventures part 5
I always take the scenic route… mostly for the roadside snacks!
Every trip is just another excuse to create more inside jokes!
If airport security asks, my bag is full of ‘adventure gear’—and cookies!
Packing is like a game of Tetris; only, I always lose at the final level!
Travel makes me richer… in stories, snacks, and questionable selfies!
