I need six months of vacation, twice a year!
Traveling: it leaves you speechless, then turns you into a storyteller… or a comedian.
I followed my heart, and it led me to the airport.
Jet lag is for amateurs. Real travelers drink coffee at all hours!
I finally found my wingsat the airport gift shop!
Vacation calories dont count unless you count them as souvenirs!
I havent been everywhere, but its on my list… with snacks!
My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch I call it lunch!
Not all who wander are lostsome are just looking for the nearest cafe!
I love to travel, but my suitcase hates me its always so heavy!
Adventure may hurt you, but monotony will kill you so lets board that plane!
Wander often, wonder always especially about whats on the snack menu!
If traveling was free, youd never see me again… or would you?!
I could give up traveling, but Im not a quitter!
Why do I travel? Because punching a sky is a lot more fun than punching a clock!
Passport: the only book that lasts forever without a plot twist!
I dont need therapy; I just need to get on a plane and leave my worries behind.
Beach therapy: because some days you just need to be salty!
Planes, trains, and automobiles oh my! Wait, wheres my coffee?
The worst part about traveling is that I can’t take my bed with me!
I love places that make you feel smallespecially if they have giant desserts!
Traveling is the only thing you buy that makes you richer and slightly more tired!
Vacation: a time to escape reality, and perhaps to escape my own cooking!
I don’t always travel, but when I do, I bring snack packs!
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves at the airport?
I followed my GPS into a cornfield, and it hasnt been the same since!
Keep calm and pretend you packed the right shoes!
Sometimes I wonder if my luggage has made it to its destinationwithout me!
Im in a love affair with travel, and its always off to a rocky start like security lines.
Wherever I roam, theres always room for one more snack!
I don’t need a therapist; I just need to be at a beach with a view!
Traveling is like a box of chocolates; you never know what you’re going to comment on!
Every travel mishap is just an unexpected adventure waiting to happen!
If travel was a sport, Id definitely be the champion of jet lag!
The best souvenirs are the strange looks I get when I mispronounce foreign words!
Dont just count the miles; make sure to count the snacks!
Travel tip: Always carry an extra pair of pants… in case of food adventures!
Sometimes I wish I could teleport but then I remember Id miss the snacks on the flight!
Traveling teaches you patience especially when youre stuck in line!
You cant buy happiness, but you can buy a plane ticket!
I always take the scenic route mostly for the roadside snacks!
Every trip is just another excuse to create more inside jokes!
If airport security asks, my bag is full of ‘adventure gear’and cookies!
Packing is like a game of Tetris; only, I always lose at the final level!
Travel makes me richer in stories, snacks, and questionable selfies!
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