Happy birthday! Remember, age is just a number a really high one in your case!
Congrats on another year of being a complete disaster! Cheers to more chaos!
Happy birthday! At this point, youre practically a museum exhibit for bad decisions.
Another year, and you’re still the same hot mess. Don’t ever change!
Happy birthday! Time to embrace your inner vintage as in, you’re getting old!
Congratulations on surviving another year of your own nonsense. Well done!
Happy birthday! Youre not old; youre just chronologically gifted in a sad way.
Cheers to you! May your problems be as endless as your birthday candles!
Happy birthday! Lets celebrate the fact that youre still at the bottom of your game!
Welcome to the age where getting out of bed is an Olympic sport!
Happy birthday! Youre like a software update nobody wants you, but we all have to deal with you.
Another year, and you still haven’t gotten your life together. Impressive!
Happy birthday! Remember, getting older is mandatory, but growing up is optional thank goodness for you!
Cheers to you! At this point, your age is just a cruel joke we cant stop laughing at.
Happy birthday! Youve officially reached the point where your back goes out more than you do!
Congratulations on being a year older! It must be exhausting to be this out of shape!
Happy birthday! Heres to another year of poor decisions and regrettable choices!
Another year, another wrinkle. Youre like a fine wine that turned into vinegar!
Happy birthday! You’re the reason even GPS cant figure out which way your life is heading.
Cheers to you! Remember, age is just a state of mind and yours is clearly stuck in teenage angst!
Happy birthday! Your life is like a soap opera, except no one is tuning in to watch!
Happy birthday! If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive!
Congrats on another year of being a work in progress emphasis on work!
Happy birthday! Your age group should come with a warning label!
Cheers to another year of you misunderstanding simple concepts! You keep life interesting!
Happy birthday! Youre like a lighthouse useful in theory but mostly just a warning to others.
Happy birthday! Remember, if life gives you lemons, it probably means youre too sour!
Another year older and still not a shred wiser. Truly amazing!
Cheers to you! At this rate, youll need a map just to navigate your own life!
Happy birthday! Youve hit the age where your party hard days need some serious reconsideration!
Congrats! Youre a year closer to becoming the old cat lady we all dreaded!
Happy birthday! Finally, youre old enough to know better, but clearly too stubborn to care!
Cheers! Your age is like a fine wine past its expiration date!
Happy birthday! I see youre still committed to that hot mess lifestyle. Bold choice!
Another year in the books! Your life is the definition of interesting if by interesting you mean chaotic!
Happy birthday! Lets just say your wisdom is aging like milk sour and a little curdled.
Cheers to you! Youve reached that magical age where your back goes out more than you do!
Happy birthday! Youre the reason I believe in the theory of evolution some just refuse to adapt!
Congratulations! Youve officially reached the age where your memory is more of a myth!
Happy birthday! Youve aged like an avocado rather quickly and slightly questionable!
Cheers! Another year of you refusing to adult but hey, its your life!
Happy birthday! Youre living proof that age is just a number a very high number in your case!
Congrats! Youve now been functioning in society long enough to realize how little you understand it!
Happy birthday! Your wisdom is like a rare Pokemon rarely seen!
Cheers to you! At this point, Im convinced your life is just one big blooper reel!
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