Hooked on Humor – The Funniest Fishing Quotes to Reel You In part 1
I’d rather be fishing than working, but I won’t tell my boss that!
Fishing: the art of throwing a line in and waiting for… nothing!
A bad day of fishing is still better than a good day at the office.
Some call it fishing, I call it a team-building exercise with my tackle box.
I fish, therefore I lie—about the size of the one that got away!
Hooked on fishing—line and sinker!
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have scales!
Life is like a fishing trip—there are ups and downs, and you might get wet!
Fishing: where you spend hours staring at water, hoping something cares.
I like big fish and I cannot lie!
Hooked on Humor – The Funniest Fishing Quotes to Reel You In part 2
The secret to fishing success: it’s all in the bait and the tales you tell!
Fishing is 90% waiting, 10% catching…and 100% fun!
The best therapist has fins and swims in a lake.
I don’t get angry when I fish—I just get ‘hooked’!
Why is fishing so peaceful? Because it’s the only place where you can’t hear your phone.
Fishing isn’t just a hobby; it’s an addiction to casting lines!
Gone fishing: please leave a message, unless it’s about work!
I don’t always fish, but when I do, I drink…too much!
Fish whispers: ‘Keep it reel, buddy!’
If I had a dollar for every fish I caught, I’d have…well, still not much!
Hooked on Humor – The Funniest Fishing Quotes to Reel You In part 3
I fish because punching people is frowned upon!
Keep calm and fish on!
Fishing is my happy hour, minus the drinks but plus the worms.
You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy fishing gear—and that’s pretty close!
If fishing was easy, they’d call it catching!
I told my wife I’d be home early from fishing… that was three hours ago.
Fishing: the only sport where you can sit in a boat and still get skunked.
Always drop a line, whether it’s a fishing line or a bad pun!
Fish stories: where the sizes are big and the truths are small.
The early bird might get the worm, but the night owl gets the best fishing stories.
Hooked on Humor – The Funniest Fishing Quotes to Reel You In part 4
Fishing: the original social distancing activity.
I’m on a seafood diet: I see fish, and I fish!
There’s no such thing as too many fishing trips, only too few!
The one that got away? Probably laughing at my bait choice!
Let’s fish for compliments—I catch them more than fish sometimes!
Fishing is like a relationship: it’s all about the right bait!
The only thing better than fishing is fishing while pretending to work!
Fishing: where the biggest catch is also the biggest fib!
I don’t need therapy; I just need to go fishing!
In my world, fishing is an acceptable form of multitasking.
Hooked on Humor – The Funniest Fishing Quotes to Reel You In part 5
Real men don’t cry; they just fish harder!
Just keep fishing, just keep fishing—finding Dory style!
What’s the best way to get a fish to ridicule you? Show it your latest catch!
If fishing was a job, I’d be the most unemployed fisherman around!
Nothing ruins a good fishing trip like a boat full of non-fishers!
