Id rather be fishing than working, but I wont tell my boss that!
Fishing: the art of throwing a line in and waiting for nothing!
A bad day of fishing is still better than a good day at the office.
Some call it fishing, I call it a team-building exercise with my tackle box.
I fish, therefore I lieabout the size of the one that got away!
Hooked on fishingline and sinker!
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have scales!
Life is like a fishing tripthere are ups and downs, and you might get wet!
Fishing: where you spend hours staring at water, hoping something cares.
I like big fish and I cannot lie!
The secret to fishing success: it’s all in the bait and the tales you tell!
Fishing is 90% waiting, 10% catching and 100% fun!
The best therapist has fins and swims in a lake.
I don’t get angry when I fishI just get ‘hooked’!
Why is fishing so peaceful? Because its the only place where you cant hear your phone.
Fishing isn’t just a hobby; it’s an addiction to casting lines!
Gone fishing: please leave a message, unless it’s about work!
I dont always fish, but when I do, I drink too much!
Fish whispers: ‘Keep it reel, buddy!’
If I had a dollar for every fish I caught, Id have well, still not much!
I fish because punching people is frowned upon!
Keep calm and fish on!
Fishing is my happy hour, minus the drinks but plus the worms.
You cant buy happiness, but you can buy fishing gearand thats pretty close!
If fishing was easy, theyd call it catching!
I told my wife Id be home early from fishing that was three hours ago.
Fishing: the only sport where you can sit in a boat and still get skunked.
Always drop a line, whether its a fishing line or a bad pun!
Fish stories: where the sizes are big and the truths are small.
The early bird might get the worm, but the night owl gets the best fishing stories.
Fishing: the original social distancing activity.
Im on a seafood diet: I see fish, and I fish!
Theres no such thing as too many fishing trips, only too few!
The one that got away? Probably laughing at my bait choice!
Let’s fish for complimentsI catch them more than fish sometimes!
Fishing is like a relationship: its all about the right bait!
The only thing better than fishing is fishing while pretending to work!
Fishing: where the biggest catch is also the biggest fib!
I dont need therapy; I just need to go fishing!
In my world, fishing is an acceptable form of multitasking.
Real men dont cry; they just fish harder!
Just keep fishing, just keep fishingfinding Dory style!
Whats the best way to get a fish to ridicule you? Show it your latest catch!
If fishing was a job, Id be the most unemployed fisherman around!
Nothing ruins a good fishing trip like a boat full of non-fishers!
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