Humor and Ego – Hilarious Quotes from Narcissists part 1
I don’t always admire myself, but when I do, I prefer a mirror.
I’m not just a pretty face; I’m also a pretty brain—just ask me.
I’m on a seafood diet: I see food, and I eat it—after admiring my reflection, of course.
Every time I look in the mirror, I see a work of art… titled ‘Masterpiece.’
You wouldn’t believe how many fans I have—mostly just me visiting my own social media.
If I had a dollar for every time I was right, I’d have enough to start my own cult.
Why have a humble pie when you can have a slice of ‘Look at Me Cake’ instead?
I’m not saying I’m the best, but I did just get a standing ovation from my own ego.
I used to care about what others thought, but then I remembered how awesome I am.
I don’t need therapy; I just need an audience.
Humor and Ego – Hilarious Quotes from Narcissists part 2
Some people meditate; I just stare at my own reflection and contemplate my greatness.
Forget the glass being half full; mine is always overflowing with admiration.
My life is like a movie, and I’m the star… and the director… and the producer.
If you can’t handle my greatness, you don’t deserve to be in my orbit.
I’ve got 99 problems, but self-love isn’t one of them.
Why fit in when you can stand out—especially when you’ve got this level of flair?
I don’t need a superhero cape—I am my own hero in the story of my life.
Sometimes I talk to myself, and we have some pretty deep conversations about how great I am.
I was going to change the world, but then I realized I’m already a big part of it.
If I had a dollar for every time I looked good, I’d be a millionaire.
Humor and Ego – Hilarious Quotes from Narcissists part 3
The secret to happiness? Just follow my advice, and you’ll be as great as me!
I don’t do selfies—I do ‘me-flies’ because I only capture my best angles.
Being me is like being a star; the world just revolves around me!
I’m not conceited; I’m just more aware of my awesomeness than most.
If you can’t love yourself, at least take notes from a pro like me.
My reflection called; it said it wants to hang out more often.
People ask me where I get my confidence; I just point to my mirror.
I don’t need approval—I simply audit my own fan club.
My biggest fan is definitely… me, myself, and I!
I put the ‘fun’ in ‘narcissism.’
Humor and Ego – Hilarious Quotes from Narcissists part 4
I don’t just walk into a room; I enter like royalty.
I’m like a fine wine—aging beautifully and always worth the attention.
The best advice I can give you? Just be as fabulous as me.
I have a PhD in self-promotion and a minor in being fabulous.
I don’t need to leave the house to shine; my aura does all the work.
Why blend in when you can sparkle independently?
If confidence were a currency, I’d be the wealthiest person alive!
I’m not saying I’m perfect, but I am the ‘perfectly’ version of me.
I don’t need a fan; I’m my own biggest cheerleader.
Yes, I’m fabulous, and yes, it’s exhausting being this great every day.
Humor and Ego – Hilarious Quotes from Narcissists part 5
I’m not just a flavor; I’m the entire dessert menu.
The world needs more people like me—after all, who wouldn’t want to be awesome?
You say ‘narcissist’ like it’s a bad thing—I call it self-enthusiasm!
In my universe, I’m both the sun and the moon, shining endlessly.
I didn’t choose the narcissistic life; it chose me—because I’m just that good!
