Humor and Ego – Hilarious Quotes from Narcissists

Humor and Ego – Hilarious Quotes from Narcissists part 1

I don’t always admire myself, but when I do, I prefer a mirror.

I’m not just a pretty face; I’m also a pretty brain—just ask me.

I’m on a seafood diet: I see food, and I eat it—after admiring my reflection, of course.

Every time I look in the mirror, I see a work of art… titled ‘Masterpiece.’

You wouldn’t believe how many fans I have—mostly just me visiting my own social media.

If I had a dollar for every time I was right, I’d have enough to start my own cult.

Why have a humble pie when you can have a slice of ‘Look at Me Cake’ instead?

I’m not saying I’m the best, but I did just get a standing ovation from my own ego.

I used to care about what others thought, but then I remembered how awesome I am.

I don’t need therapy; I just need an audience.

Humor and Ego – Hilarious Quotes from Narcissists part 2

Some people meditate; I just stare at my own reflection and contemplate my greatness.

Forget the glass being half full; mine is always overflowing with admiration.

My life is like a movie, and I’m the star… and the director… and the producer.

If you can’t handle my greatness, you don’t deserve to be in my orbit.

I’ve got 99 problems, but self-love isn’t one of them.

Why fit in when you can stand out—especially when you’ve got this level of flair?

I don’t need a superhero cape—I am my own hero in the story of my life.

Sometimes I talk to myself, and we have some pretty deep conversations about how great I am.

I was going to change the world, but then I realized I’m already a big part of it.

If I had a dollar for every time I looked good, I’d be a millionaire.

Humor and Ego – Hilarious Quotes from Narcissists part 3

The secret to happiness? Just follow my advice, and you’ll be as great as me!

I don’t do selfies—I do ‘me-flies’ because I only capture my best angles.

Being me is like being a star; the world just revolves around me!

I’m not conceited; I’m just more aware of my awesomeness than most.

If you can’t love yourself, at least take notes from a pro like me.

My reflection called; it said it wants to hang out more often.

People ask me where I get my confidence; I just point to my mirror.

I don’t need approval—I simply audit my own fan club.

My biggest fan is definitely… me, myself, and I!

I put the ‘fun’ in ‘narcissism.’

Humor and Ego – Hilarious Quotes from Narcissists part 4

I don’t just walk into a room; I enter like royalty.

I’m like a fine wine—aging beautifully and always worth the attention.

The best advice I can give you? Just be as fabulous as me.

I have a PhD in self-promotion and a minor in being fabulous.

I don’t need to leave the house to shine; my aura does all the work.

Why blend in when you can sparkle independently?

If confidence were a currency, I’d be the wealthiest person alive!

I’m not saying I’m perfect, but I am the ‘perfectly’ version of me.

I don’t need a fan; I’m my own biggest cheerleader.

Yes, I’m fabulous, and yes, it’s exhausting being this great every day.

Humor and Ego – Hilarious Quotes from Narcissists part 5

I’m not just a flavor; I’m the entire dessert menu.

The world needs more people like me—after all, who wouldn’t want to be awesome?

You say ‘narcissist’ like it’s a bad thing—I call it self-enthusiasm!

In my universe, I’m both the sun and the moon, shining endlessly.

I didn’t choose the narcissistic life; it chose me—because I’m just that good!