Im not a baby, Im a man! Im an anchorman!
I am very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.
You stay classy, San Diego.
I love carpet. I love desk.
Theres a time and place for everything. Its called college.
Im kind of a big deal.
It’s a pancake breakfast, just like a regular breakfast, only flapjacks are the main attraction.
I don’t know how to put this, but I’m kind of a big deal.
You have bad hair.
I don’t speak Spanish.
What is the best way to raise a child? Well, you cant stop it from crawling on your floor.
Great Odin’s raven!
Im Ron Burgundy? Who is Ron Burgundy?
Im in a glass case of emotion!
That escalated quickly.
I woke up this morning, and I was feeling pretty dangerous.
Youre a man, arent you? Man up!
Im going to punch you in the throat.
Im not even mad. Thats amazing.
We are the utterly ridiculous.
The news team is back together!
I look good? Oh, you look good!
Ill take a large glass of scotch, thank you very much.
The truth is out there, but Ill stick with the news.
You just got served.
I have a very particular set of skills.
Morning, boys! You want a little of this?
Im a peacock, you gotta let me fly!
I’m not sure if you know who I am, but Im kind of a big deal.
Nothing can prepare you for breakfast like a good scotch.
Im going to make a bold statement.
Why would you want to play with my heart?
What do you think this is? A chess club?
Listen up, people. We have a lot of work to do!
Every time I wake up, Im excited to go to work.
Its like Im on fire!
Sometimes you have to take a leap of faith.
You cant be serious.
You are a legend in your own mind.
I like to picture my Joules as a baby kitten.
The legendary news team assembles!
Youre going to want to sit down for this.
Im not sure I want to put this on television, but… too late!
This just got interesting!
Goodbye, my friend. Ill see you in another life.
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