Inspirational and Hilarious Andy Dwyer Quotes That Will Make You Smile part 1
I’m a man of many talents, but my best one is using my charm to get snacks.
You can’t spell ‘awesome’ without ‘me’… but you can spell ‘awesomeness’ without ‘me.’
I would fight a bear for you… or at least try to wrestle one.
The best advice I can give is to always eat dessert first.
You know what I always say? Don’t be a bummer!
Dream big, even if it’s just about a really cool sandwich.
Is it weird that I’m scared of my own reflection? Because it doesn’t smell like me.
I may not always be the smartest guy in the room, but I’ll definitely be the happiest!
I aspire to be the human equivalent of a warm cookie.
Love is like a good pizza—when you find the right one, you just know.
Inspirational and Hilarious Andy Dwyer Quotes That Will Make You Smile part 2
Why walk when you can dance? Especially if there’s music!
Sometimes you just have to let your inner dinosaur roar.
I’m not just the life of the party; I’m also the snacks!
In a world full of trends, I prefer to be a classic.
The only thing better than cake is more cake!
Never underestimate the power of a well-timed joke.
If life gives you lemons, trade them for cupcakes!
Plans are just hopes in formal wear.
Always be yourself, unless you can be a dinosaur. Then, always be a dinosaur.
The secret to happiness is a good playlist and great friends.
Inspirational and Hilarious Andy Dwyer Quotes That Will Make You Smile part 3
I would describe myself as extraordinarily average with exceptional enthusiasm.
You don’t need a plan; just let the good times roll!
Why be serious when you can have a dance party instead?
My hobbies include eating and complaining about how full I am.
Well, that’s just me being me—quirky and wonderful!
I’m a walking, talking ball of sunshine and sarcasm.
If you can’t laugh at yourself, I’ll be happy to do it for you!
Friendship is like a sandwich—hard to make but delicious when done right.
Never pass an opportunity to be silly!
I think my spirit animal is a golden retriever.
Inspirational and Hilarious Andy Dwyer Quotes That Will Make You Smile part 4
If at first you don’t succeed, eat some cake and try again!
Success is simply putting your pants on one leg at a time!
You don’t need wings to soar; just a good imagination.
I’m not lazy; I’m on energy-saving mode.
Love is great, but bacon is greater.
Life’s too short to take seriously; let’s just eat snacks!
Fun facetime got my heart racing!
Some days you’re a hero; other days you’re just your own sidekick.
The true meaning of life is… pizza.
Every day is a new opportunity to wear my favorite T-shirt.
Inspirational and Hilarious Andy Dwyer Quotes That Will Make You Smile part 5
I like my coffee how I like my humor: rich and a little bit nutty.
Art is holding a mirror to life… or just making a mess!
Chase your dreams, or maybe just chase a pizza truck.
It’s not about the destination; it’s about the snacks along the way.
Having fun is an art form, and I’m a master!
