Im not funny. What I am is brave.
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
Its a helluva start, being able to recognize what makes you happy.
Id rather regret the things that I have done than the things that I havent.
Life is a dream. Its a question of what you make it.
You cant be brave if youve only had wonderful things happen to you.
The best way to get rid of the blues is to laugh.
Im lucky. Hard work is the key to a successful career.
Theres nothing funnier than the truth.
If you want something done, ask a busy person.
I think knowing what you cannot do is more important than knowing what you can do.
In life, you have to take risks; if you never take risks, you never get rewarded.
People love the show because its real.
Comedy is tragedy plus time.
Id rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.
Silly things do cease to be silly if they are done by extremely intelligent people.
You cant let people be in control of your life.
The more you think about it, the less you understand it.
If you have to be a mess, be a sublime mess.
You need intelligence to be funny.
A woman is so powerful, she can change the world with her laughter.
The audience is the best judge of what works.
The only real mistake is the one from which we learn nothing.
Acting is like a game of chess: you have to be strategic.
Be bold, be brave, be beautiful, be you.
Life is like a big canvas; throw all the paint on it you can.
Laughter is the best medicine, and Im the doctor.
Embrace the unpredictability of life.
I think every human being is funny in their own way.
What we really need to do is just be ourselves.
Opportunities are like buses; theres always another one coming.
Happiness is a choice, not a consequence.
The best gift you can give to someone is your time.
I believe that laughter is the best form of therapy.
You can be anything if you put your mind to it.
Chase your dreams and never look back.
Never underestimate the power of a woman.
Creativity is intelligence having fun.
Youre never fully dressed without a smile.
Take chances; youll never know what may come of them.
Dare to be different and make a statement.
Sometimes, you just need to laugh it off.
True strength is being able to laugh at yourself.
Dream big and then dream even bigger.
The world needs more laughter and less criticism.
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