Im not a hero, Im an agent of chaos!
Do you want ants? Because thats how you get ants!
Lana, youre the glue that holds this broken family together. The crazy glue.
Im not a terrible person, Im just a misunderstood genius.
Just because youre my boss doesnt mean you can boss me around.
Im like a ninja, but better.
Im a lover, not a fighterunless Im fighting for love!
Ive got a handle on this or at least a really good excuse.
When in doubt, make it a weapon!
Im here to make a statementhopefully, not in court.
Im not your sidekick; Im your superhero!
Sometimes I amaze even myself mostly with my bad decisions.
The whiskey is for everything. Its my solution to the world.
You cant spell slaughter without laughter!
Im a complex enigma wrapped in a fabulous outfit.
Nothing is impossible if you have enough firepower!
Im not a bad person; I just have a unique perspective on morality.
I enjoy long walks away from my responsibilities.
Im like a fine winebetter with a bit of time and a lot of protein.
If I cant have my way, Ill just make a scene!
Flirting is my second language; sarcasm is my first.
Im not a coward; I prefer strategic retreat.
Why be normal when extraordinary is an option?
Im basically a superhero in a suit without the powers.
My hobbies include saving the world and looking fabulous.
Anarchy? Sure, but make it stylish!
I thrive under pressuremainly because Im always under it.
Im like a stormbeautiful, chaotic, and often destructive!
Ive got a PhD in sarcasm and a minor in procrastination.
I refuse to take life seriously; its far too silly!
If you can dream it, I can probably destroy it.
Good intentions pave the road to my office.
Im allergic to boredom; thats why Im always in trouble.
Every day is a new adventureespecially when things go wrong.
If I had a penny for every time I got in trouble Id buy a yacht.
Lets break some rules, preferably the boring ones!
Behind every great disaster, theres me, trying my best.
Lifes a game; Im just here to play hard!
I run on caffeine, chaos, and questionable life choices.
Why fit in when I was born to stand outand possibly fall over?
Normal is boring; lets spice things up with some drama!
Im not reckless; Im just enthusiastic about risk!
The world needs more problem solverslike me!
I dont do average; I do fabulous!
Every setback is just a setup for a more epic comeback!
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