Even if youre on the right track, youll get run over if you just sit there.
The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.
I never met a man I didnt like.
If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.
Its not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that matters.
The only thing that lasts longer than your reputation is your conscience.
You can’t say that civilization don’t advance, however, for in every war they kill you in a new way.
Do the best you can, and dont take life too serious.
The best way to make a comeback is to be a good listener.
Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it.
If you dont like your job, you dont strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed.
There are three kinds of people: those who can count and those who cant.
Even when you’re on the right track, youll get run over if you just sit there.
If youre not a little bit uncomfortable on the edge, youre not doing it right.
The quickest way to make a new friend is to be one.
A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
Patience is a virtue, but if I wait too long, Ill lose the opportunity.
The only reason we dont like to be on time is because nobody likes to be the first one.
Dont let yesterday take up too much of today.
You cant build a reputation on what youre going to do.
The trouble with most people is they think with their hopes or fears or wishes rather than with their minds.
When youre in a hole, the best thing you can do is stop digging.
If youre so open-minded your brain falls out, then youre not going to be very productive.
The difference between a successful person and others is not a lack of strength, not a lack of knowledge, but rather a lack in will.
No man can be a failure if he thinks hes a success.
A good joke is the best cure for a bad day.
A fool and his money are soon elected.
Anytime you can make a woman laugh, youre halfway home.
Next time you see a fly, give him a break. Hes just trying to figure out what comes next.
People are not lazy. They simply have impotent goals that is, goals that do not inspire them.
The problem with people is they dont know what they dont know.
Wisdom is when you learn something daily that you didnt know the day before.
Life is an adventure, its not a package tour.
If you cant find humor in your situation, youll find yourself in deep trouble.
Youll never find a man who doesnt have a hotel room somewhere.
Sometimes you have to agree to disagree to move forward.
The secret of success is sincerity.
Id rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.
Theres no such thing as a problem without a gift for you in its hands.
Even if youre on the right path, youll get run over if you just sit there.
Interviewer: ‘Why did you leave your last job?’ Me: ‘The company was so small, it didnt even have a waiting room for people to be waiting to be hired.’
An optimist is a man who sees a donut and thinks theres a hole that allows access from one side to the other.
I always think a problem has solutions. You have to look for the window; eventually, youll find it.
Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success.
Life is like a dog sled team. If you ain’t the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
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