I finally found my muse it was hiding in the snack cupboard.
If at first you dont succeed, redefine success as eating cookies.
Dream big, but remember to set your alarm for a mid-morning nap.
Life is short; smile while you still have teeth!
You cant be sad when youre holding a cupcake.
If you stumble, make it part of the dance.
Believe in yourself… unless you cant find your keys again.
Success is like a fart; its fun until you have to hold it in.
Dont worry if plan A doesnt work; the alphabet has 25 more letters!
Life is like a hamster wheel sometimes you just need to hop off and grab a snack.
If life gives you lemons, turn them into lemonade… or just add vodka!
Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
When life shuts a door, open it again that’s how doors work!
Chase your dreams, but dont forget to stop for snacks along the way.
Be a rainbow in someones cloud, preferably with sprinkles!
If you cant laugh at yourself, Ill be glad to do it for you.
Don’t just wing it; take the whole chicken!
Keep your head high and your standards low just like your chair!
Every day may not be good, but theres something good in every day like chocolate.
Happiness is just a selfie away!
If you want to achieve greatness, stop asking for permission just blame it on the dog!
Your vibe attracts your tribe so be a disco ball!
Life is like a taco; its all about how you fill it.
When nothing goes right, go left or take a snack break.
Dont count the days. Make the days count… with pizza!
If you cant find the sunshine, be the weirdo dancing in the rain.
Keep calm and pretend youre a unicorn.
Out of all the things Ive lost, I miss my mind the most!
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
Coffee: because adulting is hard!
Don’t worry you’re not overreacting; you’re just a theatrical genius.
If you think youre too small to make a difference, try sleeping in a room with a mosquito.
Life is too short for boring hair!
Be yourself; everyone else is already taken and likely awkward!
You dont have to be crazy to be my friend but it helps!
Why fit in when you were born to stand out like a flamingo?
Throw kindness around like confetti and make a mess!
Success is getting what you want; happiness is wanting what you get especially pizza!
If you think adventure is dangerous, try routine; its lethal.
The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.
Youre one in a melon!
Forget the butterflies; I feel the entire zoo in my stomach!
Life is like a snowstorm sometimes you just have to dance in it.
Be the pineapple of your life; stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside!
If at first you dont succeed, fix your ponytail and try again!
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