Laugh Your Way to the Finish Line – Hilarious Quotes for Runners part 1
I thought I was going to run a marathon, but I ended up just marathoning my snacks.
Running: the art of getting nowhere fast… but laughing all the way.
I run because I really, really like dessert.
If I’m running, there better be wine at the finish line!
I run like the winded.
Running: cheaper than therapy, but just as awkward to talk about.
I run. I get fit. I eat cake. It’s all about balance!
You know you’re a runner when your sneakers cost more than your entire wardrobe.
Running: because punching people is frowned upon.
I run so I can binge-watch guilt-free.
Laugh Your Way to the Finish Line – Hilarious Quotes for Runners part 2
The only marathon I want to experience is ‘The Office’ on Netflix.
Running is my favorite way to pretend I’m being chased.
I run in the morning to make my monsters go away… and then I eat cookies.
The best part of running? The snacks at the end.
If running burned calories as fast as my snack hand can reach my mouth, I’d be a supermodel.
Every time I run, a donut gets its wings.
Running is just walking with a bad attitude.
I run so I can afford my cupcake addiction.
Why do they call it ‘runner’s high’? Because ‘I just got chased by a dog’ sounds too dramatic.
My favorite running pace? The one that leads me directly to the nearest coffee shop.
Laugh Your Way to the Finish Line – Hilarious Quotes for Runners part 3
I run – it’s cheaper than therapy, and there aren’t any awkward silences!
Why do I run? Well, because chasing my dreams requires cardio.
Running: the only sport where wearing stretchy pants is socially acceptable.
Forget love; I’d rather fall in chocolate after a good run.
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I run to it.
Running a marathon: the only time you can see a lot of people in pain and not feel guilty about it.
I enjoy long romantic walks to the fridge—oh wait, I meant running!
Running makes me feel alive—well, after my heart stops gasping.
I run so I can laugh at myself for signing up for another race.
Running is like life: some days you’re fast, other days you’re just getting through.
Laugh Your Way to the Finish Line – Hilarious Quotes for Runners part 4
I’m training for a marathon—starting with the marathon of snacks.
Running is better than therapy, but don’t tell my therapist.
Just running for the ‘I did it’ bragging rights—and donuts.
I run with a purpose… usually to find a restroom.
Running is the only time I’ll willingly take the scenic route.
I run with purpose: to catch the ice cream truck before it’s too late.
Why do I run? To outrun my kitchen cravings!
I used to think running was a punishment. Now I realize it’s a snack-covery journey.
My kind of warm-up is grabbing a snack!
Running: the only time ‘winded’ is a compliment.
Laugh Your Way to the Finish Line – Hilarious Quotes for Runners part 5
I run to keep the bad spirits away, and my snack cabinet full!
If you’re not sweating, are you really running or just brisk-walking fabulously?
Running is like laundry—sometimes you just want to skip it.
A mile of running burns a donut’s worth of guilt.
I run to gain freedom… and then I feel trapped by my cravings!
