Laugh Your Way to the Finish Line – Hilarious Quotes for Runners

Laugh Your Way to the Finish Line – Hilarious Quotes for Runners part 1

I thought I was going to run a marathon, but I ended up just marathoning my snacks.

Running: the art of getting nowhere fast… but laughing all the way.

I run because I really, really like dessert.

If I’m running, there better be wine at the finish line!

I run like the winded.

Running: cheaper than therapy, but just as awkward to talk about.

I run. I get fit. I eat cake. It’s all about balance!

You know you’re a runner when your sneakers cost more than your entire wardrobe.

Running: because punching people is frowned upon.

I run so I can binge-watch guilt-free.

Laugh Your Way to the Finish Line – Hilarious Quotes for Runners part 2

The only marathon I want to experience is ‘The Office’ on Netflix.

Running is my favorite way to pretend I’m being chased.

I run in the morning to make my monsters go away… and then I eat cookies.

The best part of running? The snacks at the end.

If running burned calories as fast as my snack hand can reach my mouth, I’d be a supermodel.

Every time I run, a donut gets its wings.

Running is just walking with a bad attitude.

I run so I can afford my cupcake addiction.

Why do they call it ‘runner’s high’? Because ‘I just got chased by a dog’ sounds too dramatic.

My favorite running pace? The one that leads me directly to the nearest coffee shop.

Laugh Your Way to the Finish Line – Hilarious Quotes for Runners part 3

I run – it’s cheaper than therapy, and there aren’t any awkward silences!

Why do I run? Well, because chasing my dreams requires cardio.

Running: the only sport where wearing stretchy pants is socially acceptable.

Forget love; I’d rather fall in chocolate after a good run.

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I run to it.

Running a marathon: the only time you can see a lot of people in pain and not feel guilty about it.

I enjoy long romantic walks to the fridge—oh wait, I meant running!

Running makes me feel alive—well, after my heart stops gasping.

I run so I can laugh at myself for signing up for another race.

Running is like life: some days you’re fast, other days you’re just getting through.

Laugh Your Way to the Finish Line – Hilarious Quotes for Runners part 4

I’m training for a marathon—starting with the marathon of snacks.

Running is better than therapy, but don’t tell my therapist.

Just running for the ‘I did it’ bragging rights—and donuts.

I run with a purpose… usually to find a restroom.

Running is the only time I’ll willingly take the scenic route.

I run with purpose: to catch the ice cream truck before it’s too late.

Why do I run? To outrun my kitchen cravings!

I used to think running was a punishment. Now I realize it’s a snack-covery journey.

My kind of warm-up is grabbing a snack!

Running: the only time ‘winded’ is a compliment.

Laugh Your Way to the Finish Line – Hilarious Quotes for Runners part 5

I run to keep the bad spirits away, and my snack cabinet full!

If you’re not sweating, are you really running or just brisk-walking fabulously?

Running is like laundry—sometimes you just want to skip it.

A mile of running burns a donut’s worth of guilt.

I run to gain freedom… and then I feel trapped by my cravings!