Laugh Your Way to the Kitchen – Hilarious Food Quotes to Spice Up Your Meal Times

Laugh Your Way to the Kitchen – Hilarious Food Quotes to Spice Up Your Meal Times part 1

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it!

I chop, you chop, we all chop for broccoli!

Life is too short to eat boring food.

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy donuts, and that’s pretty close!

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge.

I’m a fruitaholic; I can’t resist a juicy pear!

Potatoes are my spirit animal.

You can’t make everybody happy. You’re not a taco!

The only thing I like better than talking about food is eating it.

Eating spaghetti can be a real twist in the plot.

Laugh Your Way to the Kitchen – Hilarious Food Quotes to Spice Up Your Meal Times part 2

Brunch: the socially acceptable excuse for drinking champagne before noon.

Kale is like my love life: it always looks good until you actually try it.

If we are what we eat, I guess I’m fast, cheap, and easy!

I’m on a chocolate-diet; I only eat chocolate!

Bread is the warm, cuddly blanket of food.

I love you like a fat kid loves cake.

If loving pizza is wrong, I don’t want to be right.

Life is uncertain; eat dessert first!

I don’t need an inspirational quote; I need coffee.

Cereal is soup that you eat for breakfast.

Laugh Your Way to the Kitchen – Hilarious Food Quotes to Spice Up Your Meal Times part 3

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese!

I make my own pasta, but nobody said it was going to be square.

The secret ingredient is always cheese!

When life gives you lemons, trade them for tacos.

I don’t trust people who don’t like pizza.

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!

Salad: the most important meal of the day if you’re a rabbit.

Fries before guys.

Dinner without wine is like a day without sunshine.

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

Laugh Your Way to the Kitchen – Hilarious Food Quotes to Spice Up Your Meal Times part 4

I’m on a whiskey diet; I’ve lost three days already!

Eating cupcakes is like holding happiness in your hands.

I’m just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut.

In pizza we crust.

You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy ice cream, and that’s kind of the same thing.

My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. I call it lunch.

It’s always a good time for a snack.

Sushi is just a really fancy way of saying ‘Let’s play with our food!’

Don’t worry, be happy – just add cheese!

Never trust a skinny chef.

Laugh Your Way to the Kitchen – Hilarious Food Quotes to Spice Up Your Meal Times part 5

Pasta la vista, baby!

Food is my love language.

Bacon is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

Eat cake, it’s somebody’s birthday somewhere!

A meal without cake is just a meeting.