Im on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it!
I chop, you chop, we all chop for broccoli!
Life is too short to eat boring food.
Money cant buy happiness, but it can buy donuts, and thats pretty close!
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge.
I’m a fruitaholic; I cant resist a juicy pear!
Potatoes are my spirit animal.
You can’t make everybody happy. Youre not a taco!
The only thing I like better than talking about food is eating it.
Eating spaghetti can be a real twist in the plot.
Brunch: the socially acceptable excuse for drinking champagne before noon.
Kale is like my love life: it always looks good until you actually try it.
If we are what we eat, I guess Im fast, cheap, and easy!
Im on a chocolate-diet; I only eat chocolate!
Bread is the warm, cuddly blanket of food.
I love you like a fat kid loves cake.
If loving pizza is wrong, I dont want to be right.
Life is uncertain; eat dessert first!
I dont need an inspirational quote; I need coffee.
Cereal is soup that you eat for breakfast.
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese!
I make my own pasta, but nobody said it was going to be square.
The secret ingredient is always cheese!
When life gives you lemons, trade them for tacos.
I don’t trust people who don’t like pizza.
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
Salad: the most important meal of the day if youre a rabbit.
Fries before guys.
Dinner without wine is like a day without sunshine.
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
I’m on a whiskey diet; I’ve lost three days already!
Eating cupcakes is like holding happiness in your hands.
Im just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut.
In pizza we crust.
You cant buy happiness, but you can buy ice cream, and thats kind of the same thing.
My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. I call it lunch.
Its always a good time for a snack.
Sushi is just a really fancy way of saying ‘Let’s play with our food!’
Dont worry, be happy just add cheese!
Never trust a skinny chef.
Pasta la vista, baby!
Food is my love language.
Bacon is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
Eat cake, its somebodys birthday somewhere!
A meal without cake is just a meeting.
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