I’m not a regular teacher, I’m a cool teacherjust ask my coffee mug!
If you can dodge a pencil, you can dodge a test!
I teach math because the universe cant handle my comedic timing on a regular basis.
In my classroom, mistakes are just plot twists in the story of learning!
Why did the math book look sad? It had too many problems. Just like my lesson plans!
Teachers: the only people who can be harassed by kids and still feel like superheroes.
I’m not just a teacherI’m a magician! Watch me turn coffee into learning.
If students are silent, I get suspicious. Are they plotting or do they need snacks?
Teaching is 10% knowledge and 90% the ability to pretend you didnt just forget their names.
I told my students Id always be there for them. Except when Im at the coffee machine.
The best part of teaching? The moment the bell rings, and I get a five-minute coffee break!
Some days you’re the teacher, and some days you’re just the person who holds the chalk.
If you think teachers only teach, youve never seen us during lunch!
Homework is like a fart: its only fun if everyone has to do it!
Remember: pencils have erasers for a reasonjust like I have chocolate for mine.
Behind every great student is a teacher who needs coffee!
Ive got 99 problems, but lesson planning aint one!
If laughter is the best medicine, then teaching is my free therapy!
Science lab: where mistakes are experiments and explosions are just a bonus.
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses? Because her students were so bright!
I teach, therefore I drink coffeelots of it!
Class rules: Raise your hand, respect others, and always keep snacks handy.
Why don’t we ever tell secrets in math class? Because they can be hard to keep divided!
When the students ask, ‘Can we have a break?’, I respond, ‘Sure! Just not from learning!’
A good teacher knows when to speak and when to give the classic ‘stare’.
My favorite subject is snack time, followed closely by recess.
You can lead a student to knowledge, but you cant make them eat their veggies!
Dear students: If you can survive my jokes, you can survive anything!
Why was the teacher always calm? Because she was used to handling chaos with grace and chocolate!
Listening is key, but that doesnt mean I heard you the first time!
I teach because punching people is frowned upon as a career.
Sometimes, teaching feels like herding catsvery cute, but also very chaotic!
An investment in knowledge pays the best interest, especially when it’s in pizza!
If learning were a game, my class would still be stuck on level one!
In my class, if you dont know the answer, just make up a catchy song about it.
Why do teachers always tell dad jokes? Because they think its the parent thing to do!
Teaching high school is kind of like being a stand-up comedian, except the laugh track has improved.
The only thing stronger than my coffee is my love for my students and maybe my secret stash of cookies!
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in itjust like I put boogie in my lessons!
If history repeats itself, my students better be ready for a pop quiz!
Not all superheroes wear capessome of us wear sweaters and teach grammar!
Teaching is like juggling; sometimes you drop a ball, and other times you drop the whole circus!
If I had a dollar for every time I heard ‘Can I go to the bathroom?’ Id be on a beach right now!
Education: the most powerful weapon you can use to change the worldright after caffeine!
Why do teachers like math? Because it has so many problemsjust like our planning meetings!
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